cassiopeia

yes I’m high

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With a heavy heart, I am announcing the death of my twitter. Rest easy sweet baby <3

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I have the cutest ssn and I can’t tell anyone

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we should replace highways with those moving floors at airports that make you walk really fast

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in texas sipping kombucha for dear life

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I failed the oral exam, they said I used too much teeth

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they say dress for the job you want, not the job you have. It works! I’m unemployed!!

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my mom sat at a starbucks for 2 hours and was astonished with the number of they/thems she spotted

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it’s terrifying how many shitty diy haircuts I’ve inspired

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if you’re gonna talk about me behind my back, at least be sure to capture my essence

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i feel like technology has evolved far enough to have toasted sandwiches that don’t rip up the inside of my mouth

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kinda fucked up we one that one war because we attacked on christmas, like they couldn’t even have christmas :(

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airports make me feel so slutty

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life goal rn is to get a lil van w a lil surf board on top :)

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literally obsessed with the fact that I barely own anything, just packed for a trip and it was like everything I own

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just learn that in the hit song “SICKO MODE”, Travis Scott, says sicko mode and not sycamore, as in, the sycamore tree

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something about that hometown walmart has me feeling like I need some free lipstick

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cracking jokes and cracking skulls

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my man was reading the crustiest library copy of “The Dialectical Imagination”

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if you’re gonna pull up to the bar just to read your philosophy, at least don’t be on the first page

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I get so sweaty when I’m hot but I’m kinda hot when I’m sweaty