Lorena CB

I am a woman in many roles with many hats. It's hard to write a bio and get it righ. It's unfair to all my sides to think one goes first. Simply Lolo.

[Lorena CB @locastan]

In another conversation with my 5yo: "mami, we need to buy a bigger bed for the three of us" (Suuuuuuure) "we can use my money if it is too much" (Aweeeee) "because I have money, many dollars" (blown heart)

[Lorena CB @locastan]

(I am taking a shower and 5yo knocks the door requesting entrance to pee)
5yo (from the toilet): oh it looks I am going to poop now
... And then 5yo starts to narrate his deed as it is happening, just like the narrator in a documentary
#momlife #parentinglike

[Lorena CB @locastan]

For the past weeks my family of three have been playing this game after dinner almost every day. Every time, my 5yo, goes on a mission finishing his dad's points first. Today when we asked why, he said he was doing it to protect me. This is a kind of love. #parentinglike

[Lorena CB @locastan]

@mafe_mindy @leidymarmalade 🙋🏻con leche!!!!!!!!

[Lorena CB @locastan]

I just told my 5yo that we are not doing trick or treating this year because of covid. He said, "that is okay mami, we can make our own candy and watch spooky movies". Here is a 5yo that understands covid restrictions better than some adults

[Lorena CB @locastan]

People seem to believe that on January 1, 2021 everything will magically turn just fine.

[Lorena CB @locastan]

Parents don't have free time, all our social media updates are done from the bathroom. #therealmultitasking #parentinglike #parentinglife

[Lorena CB @locastan]

What do you do when your kid is out on a sleepover?
Everyone: sleep late, watch grown-up movies, get drunk
Me: deep cleaning my house while blasting 90s rock in Spanish

[Lorena CB @locastan]

I have moved the "back to school" sticker in the calendar enough times that it lost its glue #SchoolReopening #SupportTheTeachers #BeSafe #momQuarentineLife

[Lorena CB @locastan]

Now I am wondering if it makes sense to buy a 2020-2021 academic calendar #SchoolReopening #SupportTheTeachers #BeSafe

[Lorena CB @locastan]

Yo jugaba a la mamá y al papá; mi hijo juega a la familia. A eso le llamo progreso!

[Lorena CB @locastan]

Parenting is celebrating when your kid wipes his own butt #achievementunlocked #notcleaninganotherbutt #parenting

[Gerardo M. Sarria M. @gmsarria]

Let's not forget this too

[Lorena CB @locastan]

@mafe_mindy Sigo esperando confirmación de buñuelo

[JBaruch 🎩 @jbaruch]

Ok, so after two weeks it's pretty clear that our hopes for replacing meetings with emails are now dead. Instead, we replaced emails with Zoom meetings.

[Lorena CB @locastan]

federal government of canada: Cancel rent and mortgage payments during Covid-19 - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/BOHiiAXdZ9 via @CdnChange

[Lorena CB @locastan]

I just donated to the #COVID19Fund to support @WHO's response efforts to the global #COVID19 pandemic. Join me to help combat this growing global threat to people's health and well-being: https://t.co/6jnzOYOVNJ

[CTV News @CTVNews]

#BREAKING: Canada to close border to those who aren't Canadian citizens or permanent residents, their immediate families, or American citizens https://t.co/iLyNSFNqQm

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

The reason why students cheat during exams is because our society values grades more than the students value learning. 🧠

[Lorena CB @locastan]

@Andrecastanb You must, and you shall