Lochlan McGregor

Chemistry @ Reading

[trap dad @dude_gang]

ur cranking up the wrong hog buddy

[milk @wet_foal]

First of all I didn’t mean it second of all I typically get away with this kind of thing

[- @sharpy9894]

Rough old pub I was in other night man did the quiz first question was what the fuck you looking at

[Coach Lew @CoachLewGrizz]

"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about Nancy Pelosi everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda toasty

[Cornelius Webster @DONTEVENGOLOL]

getting an adderall prescription so i can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder

[pucko @pussy_liquor_]

I have a salt lick installed in my room And I stand on all fours and go to town. Until I hear a twig snap 👀 who’s there

[linds @hotcheetofing3r]

i can look at a girl and tell pretty quickly if she’d feel comfortable picking up a frog or not. but that just won’t pay the bills

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

Pissed off because I saw a pigeon at the beach. Wrong fuckin’ animal!

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Me: And the best part about the wedding feast was that they brought over an extra dozen zebu cattle from Mohenjo-Daro can you believe that?

Fellow scribe who remembers the time I said Bilgamesh in 1822 BC: was Bilgamesh there

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

Rubbing your belly after eating a satiating meal is one of life's simple pleasures. Other simple pleasures in life include getting so high you get scared, ordering takeout when you have food at home, and digging in your butt

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

listen, you need a right hand man for this type of job…but lucky for you, right hand jobs are my specialty

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

I think about this every time I drive

[Raven Blackrose @byte4554]

Im da king of da restaraunt

[rune sword @runesword1]

blood soaked owl always in peripheral vision. gets slightly closer every year on my birthday. good omen?

[Lochlan McGregor @Lochlan44]

@daisingram Or twerking on an audi

[Lochlan McGregor @Lochlan44]

@daisingram Scorched earth tactics