queen of the haus of kendall roy

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[queen of the haus of kendall roy @lochnessmanda]

fun fact: i hate chardonnay across the board. get these trash grapes with or without oak away from me!!!!!!!

[Supriya Ganesh @SupriyaGanesh]

To those asking me if they should watch love island: this shit isn’t for the weak. It’s an hour every day for 6 weeks. It’s a commitment, a marathon, and ur gonna wonder why ur watching this shit but keep at it u will see levels of psychological torture never before seen

[tay @bwaytay]

bowen yang saying the jimmy awards are “the grammys for people who called caissie levy mother before she was playing mother” CORRECT

[mary @elaine_stritch]

nobody:
not a single person:
no one:

my brain at any given moment of the day: JACOB! JACOB AND SONS!!!!

[BelovedBluv…. @BelovedBluv]

I want what they have.

[queen of the haus of kendall roy @lochnessmanda]

when the blackout happened in 2019 i thought i was living in new york history

i was so wrong

[Nick Rizzo 🪥🏴‍☠️🚰 @nickrizzo]

These last 12 months have really showcased a new generation that is extremely enthusiastic about participating in historic New York City moments

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

They've destroyed so much of the place they had to put up a picture of the Whitehouse in front of the Whitehouse like some Coyote and Roadrunner visual gag.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Thank you for letting me suddenly become a diehard basketball fan. I promise to show the same grace if you ever do the same for musical theater.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

BEN PLATT AND MICAELA DIAMOND ARE BACK

[jill @stevienicks420]

Where the hell is this lady’s mama

[latke @latkedelrey]

gitchie gitchie carrie coon is my new angela bassett did the thing

[queen of the haus of kendall roy @lochnessmanda]

when i say never trust a man with two first names i am NEVER talking about joshua henry!!!!!! #tonyawards2026

[genevieve 💕 @genevieveew]

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR SHOULD NOT HAVE TO MAKE ANY MORE MEMORIAL POSTS. STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!

[Angie Manfredi @misskubelik]

Nope the beauty of 30 ROCK is that they know and the show know Tina Fey is fine as hell it just doesn't cancel out she is ALSO a feral night cheese eating goblin with no emotional skills who is fixated on her career. That's the gift of Liz Lemon.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I think you become a New Yorker when you don’t give a fuck what people think qualifies as a New Yorker

[izzy @butchysports]

like I’m literally in tears this is so good

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

don’t make us take this down, bro

[iman🪽 @cocteaaau]

sometimes i judge peoples character based off if they liked huda from love island

[m @pumptinis]

yeah, give this script writer a fat raise

[queen of the haus of kendall roy @lochnessmanda]

put babyface in the rock and roll hall of fame you cowards