Alexandra🦁

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

This 11-year-old's crocheted creations have to be seen to be believed 👀

[Alexandra🦁 @loffie_16]

@CityPowerJhb Morning, any feedback regarding ref no. CPWEB2391507? No electricity since yesterday 4pm. Thanks

[Andrew Mayer @mayercomedy]

Being Little-Spoon when you're tall is the best because it's like you're wearing a backpack that loves you

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

One day we're gonna have to watch an ad before we can answer the phone.

[itsjustmel @MrM3L0]

When God created my Mom it went a little something like this

[Brandon Stanton @humansofny]

“My younger sister passed away last year from an unexpected stroke. So I’m raising both my daughter and my niece. In our culture, it’s an automatic. It just kicks in. She belongs to me now. I’m a single mother so it’s not easy. There are definitely months when I add up..."

[Alexandra🦁 @loffie_16]

I have this really bad habit that whenever I get stressed I just sleep

[Scott King @ScottKing]

CLERK [while ringing me up, at the local market]: Out doing women's work, today?

ME: Hell no. My partner is a chemical engineer. She literally stops explosions and saves lives. I would never want that stress or responsibility. I'm not tough enough for women's work.

CLERK: 😳

[Alexandra🦁 @loffie_16]

It’s so scary to think that kids born in 2005 are now teenagers

[PINK UNICORN BABY 💗 @tandieblack]

Rt if your momma is beautiful .

[Alexandra🦁 @loffie_16]

NEVER TELL SOMEONE WITH CURLY HAIR THAT IT LOOKS BETTER STRAIGHT