Chris Rivers

Creative app developer & founding mobile engineer, iOS. Supernova frontman, retro games (Amstrad CPC), synths & guitars.

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@ksav07 @samwinderart @IrkthePurists @CJRealHoops2 lol 😂

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@CJRealHoops2 ‘Yesterday’ was just a chuck berry rehash.

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@JohnBrewin_ Especially in a world where the red hot chilli peppers exist.

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@CJRealHoops2 @geoffjBYU Yeah nothing screams ‘buddy holly’ like I am the walrus, Strawberry Fields and A Day in the Life. So formulaic.

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

BREAKING: We understand that @itvnews has been reported to the police for using fake identities by someone claiming to be the “Shadow Home Secretary”.

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@EssexPR I haven’t seen a single person ‘angry’ about reform reporting itv to the police, have you? Has anyone?

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@DaveKent101 Where’s this meltdown, can you share an example ?

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@twostraws Any way to watch this back if I subscribe to HWS+?

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@ccfc_07 The defender literally pushes his face into the stationary elbow 😂

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@CoventryKing Don’t be silly.

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@ramonagusta Oh aye did you hear that from a taxi driver ?

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@Chiefyruss This is simply not true.

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@phughes76340646 Guess the idiots will STFU about 'suing ITV' then.

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@georgedmadgwick Effect the democratic vote ... using facts?

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@cityzenken_ Gareth bale has entered the chat

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@anon_opin My body synthesised a hormone which directed extra blood flow to my brain and it got me thinking …

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@RaheemKassam Yet here you are, feeling the need to deflect blame from the racists.

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@ftblldjed @Ronhotspur At this point it’s more likely to be #ramosback

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@LeeHurstComic He’s been put in jail so there’s no need for an undercover report. Simple stuff, this.

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@ReformDaily_ @itvnews How many times have Reform claimed they’re going to sue; they’re going to prosecute etc etc and absolutely nothing comes of it? Wonder why?