Jane Hallows

[Jane Hallows @loftyjane]

@Fern_Britton Phew, I wondered where you were going with that one 😉

[Sanjay @SanjayFBPEUK]

Looks like @BorisJohnson has gone from Caretaker PM to Pisstaker PM as he goes on his second holiday and does precisely nothing to help with the Cost of Living crisis.

[Jane Hallows @loftyjane]

#thelionesses #footballscominghome massive congratulations on an amazing win, as you can see Ron is beside himself with excitement!

[Jane Hallows @loftyjane]

@JenniferB41

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

It's nice to be able to breath again. Goooooooaaalll!! #Lionesses

[Jon Jones @JonJonesSnr]

Johnson and his wife, Carrie, are holding a wedding party today at the Cotswolds estate of a major Tory donor.

Has he ever paid for anything in his life?

World-beating scrounger.

[Jane Hallows @loftyjane]

@BorisJohnson @TeamGB Are you still here?

[Jane Hallows @loftyjane]

@NadineDorries @trussliz BORING!!!

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

This is Brexit

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

2016: END FREE MOVEMENT!!

2022: WHY CAN'T WE MOVE FREELY!?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

At least I got Brexit done.
Which is why we now have six hour queues at Dover.
You're welcome.

[Jane Hallows @loftyjane]

@BBCLauraKT

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

As a former Secretary of State for Health, I feel it is my duty to give public health advice during this heat wave:

Consider drinking water between pints.

Cheers. 🍻

[Jane Hallows @loftyjane]

@sueperkins

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

Chris Pincher is still an MP and still a member of the Tory party by the way.

[Jane Hallows @loftyjane]

@JulianClary Forget bunting!!!

[Jane Hallows @loftyjane]

@MarinaPurkiss Here's a contribution!

[Jane Hallows @loftyjane]

@BorisJohnson

[Richard Murphy @RichardJMurphy]

Chris Pincher is still an MP. He's not even suspended. Just think about that for a moment and realise just how bad our political system is.