Logan

beast mode

[Logan @loganator2032]

I’m the awesome sauce to her everything burger

[Zy0x @Zy0x_]

me personally i'd listen to the sirens bc i always listen when women speak

[morningstar ✭ @jupitersembrace]

Odysseus after stringing the bow

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

[Kazmo @heykazmo]

I heard in 4DX whenever an arrow is shot in The Odyssey a random audience member is shot through the chest. Their lifeless body flapping away in the gyrating seat. Surreal.

[noah @_fromthedale]

Favorite part from watching The Odyssey last night was when they panned to the beach and revealed that Odysseus had been on the planet of the horses all along

[Brooklyn World @quadspawning]

going in this and a chinese version of myself pops out the other end

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White toddlers when you take away their heroin needles

[Michael Shindler @MichaelShindler]

There are Sensitive Young Men in every species

[͙͘͡ ✮ 𝘬 @rraccoonluvr]

While you may not know of me, my sweet Jimothy … I know of you, and it warms my heart to see you exploring the world around with such curiosity and wonder

[ねぎ @negime_shi]

おめでとう！！🥳🥳🎂🎉

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

I wouldn't know if the stripper loves me I've never been to a strip club. I mostly go to Jersey Mike's and Lowe's

[clairebear @geckotailzz]

"oh yeah and [Name] from high school, you remember them, right?"

my high school experience:

[graypes @bintcrubbs]

Ate all my new snacks in one day

[fortnitepro7 @afortnitepro7]

when a duck asks for grapes at my poop stand

[salem ♫⃠ @weedyaoi]

fucked up off the reddit molly i’m updooted

[•🦋• @Oreos_iam]

Scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I got banned from /r/ShaolinMonks for asking about forbidden techniques

[coffin!🐾🦴 @PuppiBat]

forbidden candy 🍬