I actually lean a totally different solution:
Professional juries.
Pay should be enormous. We're talking brain surgeon. But in exchange, they are banned from the internet. No news. They are like monks on a mountaintop, separate from the world.
This is the third time Trump has said that grass has “life like humans.” He is close to embracing the truth of 無情佛性 (wúqíng fóxìng), the Buddha-like nature of all things, and rejecting the false binary of sentience/insentience.
today in 2007:
disney channel premiered the ‘high school musical’ episode of ‘the suite life of zack & cody’, followed by the premiere of ‘high school musical 2’, followed by the premiere of ‘phineas and ferb’, followed by the jonas brothers episode of ‘hannah montana’