Logan O'Keefe

“All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arise”

[Logan O'Keefe @loganism13]

@tobymorton

[Nan Whaley @nanwhaley]

RT if you think abortion should be safe and legal in Ohio.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

What an intriguing medical mystery! Guess we’ll never know the answer to this one!

[Harris Ahmed @drharrislakers]

Any DOs that applied to ophthalmology but didn’t get in this cycle? DM me STAT

[Logan O'Keefe @loganism13]

@yesthisismaddie WHAT?!?!? HOW?!?!?

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

There are Trump supporters outside my parents’ house shouting through megaphones “Lock Her Up,” and I just keep thinking, I hope they’re wearing masks and some day get over 2016.

[Logan O'Keefe @loganism13]

@yesthisismaddie Omg don’t do it! I cracked long ago and it’s addictive!

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

My wife walked in 15 minutes ago and caught the last moment of a two year journey. The look on Alice’s face says it all. Thank you @jk_rowling.

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

I’m opening a place across the street from @ChickfilA called “LGBTBBQ”!

Open on Sundays extra early. 🏳️‍🌈

[Mandy Moore @TheMandyMoore]

Any member of congress who is not actively in the fight for gun safety reform, is not fit to represent us. Period. The inaction is reprehensible. 2 mass shootings in 24 hours? We simply can’t stand by and let this continue to happen. #VoteThemOut

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

The president is a sexual predator. #TextLikeThe90s #ButAlsoTextLikeThe2019s

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

I swear Trump still doesn’t realize Puerto Rico is a part of America.

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚂𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚊 🇦🇺🦘🪃 ✨ @elle_desylva]

As an Australian I find it odd that Ocasio-Cortez, Omar, Pressley and Tlaib are seen as the “far left” when they’re just fighting for things that, well, pretty much every other developed country has had for years.

Just my two cents.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

What truly makes our country great is its diversity. I’ve seen that beauty in so many ways over the years. Whether we are born here or seek refuge here, there’s a place for us all. We must remember it’s not my America or your America. It’s our America.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

It’s vile.
It’s cowardly.
It’s xenophobic.
It’s racist.
It defiles the office of the President.
And I won't share it here.

It’s time to get Trump out of office and unite the country.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

see if you can guess the surprise ending

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

So, are we just going to move on from the fact that the president has been accused of raping someone?

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

I can’t get over the concept that women birthed every man. So every misogynist was brought into the world from the labor of a woman. The hate really is mind blowing

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: We just won due process rights back for asylum seekers.

A federal court just ruled the Trump administration cannot arbitrarily detain people exercising their legal right to seek asylum without a hearing.