Logan Lykins

[Logan Lykins @loganlykins]

@edgaralandough Take your own TP everywhere you go. Have a quarter roll in the car, take a full roll on vacation.

Always splurge for the Kleenex with lotion.

Once you pass 30, NEVER trust a fart. Ever. Even if you win 99% of the time, the 1% isn’t worth it.

[Logan Lykins @loganlykins]

@Faith_Salie “Who is the best Dracula ever?”
“The one from Sesame Street.”
“He doesn’t count.”
“Oh, I assure you, he does.”

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@MensHumor “Brian, I have written four or five different responses to this email and deleted them all. I have decided to just spectate and cannot wait for mid quarter to come. I’ll be there with popcorn.”

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@Milajoy You might be the most insane/unhinged human I’ve ever come across in my life

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@s8n This is Trump saying if the Reps retain every American working adult gets 5K…you could just do it anyway?

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@willjohnsonbf1 Dude…you have any idea why she dresses that way? She was wearing a normal “adult” outfit for her awesome kids show and some dude zoomed in on minor pokey nipples and made a video of it on replay sending out for people to jerk it too. Overalls ever since.

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@JamesSmithiq I have a bridge to sell you 😂

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@mattwags1986 @Alzrosax @ThorBjornsson_ Have you played any of the games? Dude talks all the time

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@forgedgamez @ThorBjornsson_ Sure. He could, until he has to speak…you know, the main job of actors

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@dryfirecode @ThorBjornsson_ Let me guess, you also prefer the taste of glue to actual food?

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@ThorBjornsson_ No. You need to be an actual actor with enough talent to make people feel. Dave is just fine.

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@brandonferdig @HackingButLegal Do you know how many people LIKED Ted Bundy, you sack of wet flour? Didn’t mean the murderous psychopath was right.

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@02slinger @JeffByrneIII Zach made the minors for about 5-6 years hitting mid 200s and the rest didn’t do much. Some felonies, drug arrests/death

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@02slinger @JeffByrneIII

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@SethOnHoops Woks? Is he serving Hunan beef or hoops?

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@theCAThedralBBN Embarrassing take. 859. What’s going on in the skull? Just guessing it’s 606 orrrrr not knowing where Winchester is? It’s literally 10 minutes outside of Lexington and home to the best two consumables in Kentucky. Beer Cheese and Ale 8. Rough look, man.

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@tolgaozcelkk90 This is the DUMBEST thing I have ever seen and I’ve lived through the Trump presidencies, the Bush presidencies, The Kardashians, Teen Mom, the Clinton presidency, and my friend thinking a model from Sweden was on POF wanting to date him

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@navinaz2fi This has the same vibe as “I can drink a whole fifth of 100 proof and be just fine”

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@KYBobYew Shagari Alleyne

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@Ahdytwoseven @Daniel_Is_Him_ So…a minute in to the first episode?