logan

that ain’t my fish to fry

[logan @loganporterx]

@imsofuknnervous If you have no haters, I am dead

[Minh Nhat Nguyen @menhguin]

trillions in value

[wyabt @wy4bt]

day 1. learning so much already.
just found out about lettuce.

[logan @loganporterx]

@carharttcupid certain people have it much worse than you

[David Sitrick @davidsitrick]

I say without hyperbole that this is maybe the single funniest clip I’ve ever seen in my life

[logan @loganporterx]

@AlexAdamsBTP Congrats Alex!

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

wyd if you’re on a date with this girl but Aragorn son of Arathorn runs in and tells you the beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

[Pocket @islandthembo]

Elon so I can give all my money to the people in need, give up as ceo on twitter, go bankrupt, and when it hits 23:59:20 skydive from a pane with no parachute into a active volcano leaving time for me to switch back to my own body and leaving time for him to perish excruciatingly

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

That time of day 🤞 wish me luck!

[logan @loganporterx]

@carharttcupid My experience was terrible!

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

If I were auditioning to play an insanely normal guy with douchey undertones and I saw him in the waiting room I’d kill my self

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

There should be view counts on humans. How many people have seen this guy

[Niagara Action @NiagaraAction]

If you have any information on the ’Gumball Gangster’ who looted this gumball machine in Buffalo during the blizzard, contact local law enforcement.

[✨Maddy Morphosis✨ @MaddyMorphosis]

Joseph when 3 random dudes show up with gifts for his newborn stepson

[courtnel @courtnelc]

Guess you’ll never find out!

[Matt Novak @paleofuture]

A billionaire losing a “do you like me” poll on a service he paid $44 billion for is just an objectively funny way for this whole thing to end

[Jake Bailey 🦅 @Bacob_jailey]

Giving a cigarette to the drunk guy at a dive bar is like recruiting your own private mercenary for the night

[eleanor @dimestorepaglia]

let him run a white lotus

[🧟‍♂️ DeadassReagan🧟‍♂️ @DeadassReagan]

“If a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style.. is he goated with the sauce?”