Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should’ve been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a backup quarterback, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening
Dad: Go and see if you can hold the doctor’s clipboard, loser
This pic always fires me up. Super rough fit on spezza. He kidding me with that Nike hat. South Beach? Haha what beauty. Alfie, u just shovel a bunch of driveways buddy? U ok? Heater ... billabong hoodie ripping big boy bong hits with the zamboni driver. These guys were a movie
Crosby is 31. Crazy. I remember that video of him shooting pucks in his basement when I was a kid, so I did too. I wanted to be just like him. Then my dad came down and said “stop denting the door, you think you’re Sidney fuckin Crosby? you eat pizza bagels all day” and I stopped
Ever wonder why Mat Barzal has a gazillion points this year? Kid has an international airport in each of his legs. JFK and LaGuardia airports are in his fucking legs. Imagine not drafting this kid? You gotta be a special type of idiot to pass up this guy. Easily squats 20 plates
A Swedish player just chucked his silver medal over the glass into the crowd. Holy fuck. There’s a kid who is a rattlesnake right now. Buddy just take the silver. At least you didn’t get demolished in the semi’s like Trinidad & Tobago in mighty ducks. Never have seen that before
I personally think suspensions are out dated. Take away $, take away games, doesn’t work. In my eyes, Zac Rinaldo should get 0 suspended games, but should have to play the next 6 games in yoga pants. So full gear, but buttoms are yoga pants. That’s fair to me, but what do I know.