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[Hengist @hengistloves]

Why doesn't your language have a word for this? Are you stupid?

[josh! @queersocialism]

so many people have to die for the world to get even marginally better it’s so sad

[fūnké @funkefly]

i try to do this with my cat once a day

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Beer 1 with the fellas: you can really taste the mosaic hops

Beer 4 with the fellas: your smile lights up my world and shows me there is still good to be discovered

[gulag apologist prison abolitionist @merlponti1]

historians now hypothesize that "charlie kirk" is actually a fake name given to him later in history. the name itself means "charlie who died", from the old english verb "to kirk", meaning to kill. the verb appears in several texts from the time, which would suggest violence was

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Promiscuous squirrel you're teasin' me you stole all my nuts now you're up in that tree

[komodo dragon @logarithm__]

Took my gf to emo nite

[cari •ᴗ• @caridescent]

he’s on a losing streak

[noah @samanthatarly]

i am the only person on earth who understands george r. r. martin’s a song of ice and fire

[komodo dragon @logarithm__]

@lilchumpkin LEAKING DMS IS CRAZY

[komodo dragon @logarithm__]

@lilchumpkin I can think of another one

[komodo dragon @logarithm__]

I think, if given the opportunity, my cat would be a cannibal

[Maia @maiamindel]

george rr martin doesn't understand his own lore. robert's rebellion wasn't caused by kidnapping lyanna stark, it was caused by long-run structural factors like a shift of the productive core from the crownlands to the reach, and clashes between merchants and landowners

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

and is there a Sunni LaBeouf

[komodo dragon @logarithm__]

Dermatologist said I wasn’t “too heavy” what did he mean by that? 🤨

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

im ngl sometimes i slam the door hard to proc my neighbours loud barking dog to trigger crying baby

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

having a pleasant time with your friends is a psyop created by big life to make you want to live more. for insidious reasons.

[10шм @Circle10]

do you mind if i scare your baby