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[stray cat @loggedonmolly]

I wish instead of getting my period every month I could just lay an egg & then throw it against a wall

[stray cat @loggedonmolly]

When people shout at me down the phone, call me "incompetent" then hang up, that means they like me, right?

[stray cat @loggedonmolly]

Eating dessert as a reward for finishing your meal might be unhealthy but eating ONLY dessert means you're goal-oriented with leadership potential

[stray cat @loggedonmolly]

Happy Valentine’s Day to dogs only

[stray cat @loggedonmolly]

I put the “wine” in “me”

[stray cat @loggedonmolly]

@elonmusk My 7 year old won’t sleep.

[stray cat @loggedonmolly]

@atdanwhite Hiya, I know Kevin, he’s a real nice guy! I’m actually meeting him and his new girlfriend tonight for dinner, I’ll tell him you said hi 🥰

[stray cat @loggedonmolly]

https://t.co/ySK1R6DstP

[🍸 @martinimeplease]

My favorite video on the internet rn

[Dermot Kennedy @DermotKennedy]

I like being beside the sea because it’s a constant reminder that me and all my worries are so tiny and insignificant in the grand scheme of things

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

do not start. with those sky booms. i don’t like them. and you don’t deserve them

[Sarina Jwo @xaniras]

At work, I say “on it,” way too often for someone who is not, in fact, on it.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i know. i haven’t said it in a while. but i love you

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i know there’s bad in the world. and it would be silly. to pretend it isn’t there. but for now here’s my leash. and a few licks on your hand. to convince you that one day. we will be alright

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Across the country, parents are putting their children to bed, reading stories, singing lullabies—and in the back of their minds, they’re worried about what might happen tomorrow after they drop their kids off at school, or take them to a grocery store or any other public space.

[stray cat @loggedonmolly]

@mattyglesias Live in a country where you live in fear of sending your child to school? Or if you are a teacher, put your life on the line every day that you go to work? No thanks. You couldn’t drag me or my family there.

[stray cat @loggedonmolly]

That’s a fast duck 🦆

[Jackie Singh 🇺🇸 🗳️ IWillVote.com @HackingButLegal]

This, out of #Ukraine, is 100% one of the most incredible videos I have ever seen.

This Russian POW has the heart of a lion 🦁

[stray cat @loggedonmolly]

@jane2465 So sorry to hear this. I feel bad for your husband. But stop making it about you.