Jason Payne

[Jason Payne @logicalfallacy]

Tickled to be the 3,961st backer 👻 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for So You've Met A Thousand Year Old Vampire! https://t.co/pLIOgw23uM

[Jason Payne @logicalfallacy]

@wendishen99 Oh so cool, you did it!

[Jason Payne @logicalfallacy]

@gldivittorio This should be called “getting Gingrich’d”

[Jason Payne @logicalfallacy]

Corporations every summer

[Jason Payne @logicalfallacy]

@davidfrum @HudsonInstitute Let me guess: the women impregnated should take the rapist babies to term 🙄

[Jason Payne @logicalfallacy]

I solved the Thursday 8/31/2023 New York Times Daily Crossword in 8:08! Personal Thursday best! https://t.co/ujGBUM37Pd

[Jason Payne @logicalfallacy]

I solved the Thursday in 9:25! New personal best! https://t.co/DXAux9kcgR

[Jason Payne @logicalfallacy]

@zachsilberberg

[Jason Payne @logicalfallacy]

I solved the Saturday 7/08/2023 New York Times Daily Crossword in 10:43! New Saturday record for me! https://t.co/a7iVs9cmMh

[Jason Payne @logicalfallacy]

@jkelemenopy Welcome to the neighborhood!

[tern @1goodtern]

It has one button to go up and down and you control it with a game controller.

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

If I were a billionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean I would simply pull myself up by my bootstraps.

[Jason Payne @logicalfallacy]

I hope they find those sub dudes so we can have a sequel to 127 hours

[Jason Payne @logicalfallacy]

@wendishen99 How is Buc-ee’s? 🦫

[Jason Payne @logicalfallacy]

Same

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

[Jason Payne @logicalfallacy]

@1PursuingLove @jkelemenopy

[Aleksandr Volodarsky @volodarik]

Sunday read.

This is hilarious. Engineers are competing who creates the worst UI on Reddit.

I think the winners are:

1/ Enter your phone number

[Ted Alexandro @tedalexandro]

1/5 This thread is to celebrate @TheLewisBlack and the release of his new special, “Tragically, I Need You.”
It is also to make a request of my fellow comedians and comedy lovers.
https://t.co/qmMgESQCNF