john shen's orange dunkin' straw

"i wanna lay down flat and watch dune" - @katya_zamo

[john shen's orange dunkin' straw @logladytrainee]

they caught him in the middle of doing a bit

[john shen's orange dunkin' straw @logladytrainee]

i actually really like this combo and have been given weird looks at the bar for this before but idc!!! summer drink!

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

this child (22) at the bar keeps ordering tequila and coke????????????????????

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[Lauren Bans @LaurenBans]

Herman Melville going to the game tonight in a "Moby Knick" shirt

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Wemby went from esoteric dude who trained w the monks and did things we had never seen before on a basketball court to ‘FUCK THAT FRENCH BITCH’ in the course of a month. It’s what makes America great lol.

[Terry O'Connor @tf_oconnor]

being gay means being able to seamlessly adopt the athletic allegiance of whatever team is fashionable at the moment

[john shen's orange dunkin' straw @logladytrainee]

i need a live feed on timmy chalamet immediately

[john shen's orange dunkin' straw @logladytrainee]

@cygnus_deka i thought the same diva

[Errai @errai]

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man

Friend 2: vessel alert

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Hate when shit doesn’t go my way and ppl comfort me by saying “at least it was a learning experience” like I am already really smart I don’t need more learning I NEED W’S!!!!!

[matthew @matthewfamularo]

my kebabs halal
my buildings tall
my ann dowd bald
knicks gonna win it all

[john shen's orange dunkin' straw @logladytrainee]

LET'S GO WIDOWS BAY WIDOWS BAY IN SEVEN (SEASONS AND A MOVIE)

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

Mayor Tom Loftis declares Widow’s Bay remains totally safe and open to visitors.

#WidowsBay — Renewed for Season 2

[JalenBrunsonLover﹐ @MahomesPR]

If Victor Wembanyama was playing Al Qaeda I’d wear an Al Qaeda jersey

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

Fuck that tall ass bitch

[cate @seaofbelIs]

Dead baby. Dead baby. Lesbian.

[john shen's orange dunkin' straw @logladytrainee]

those of you who know me know how absolutely and totally my tea this is

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for Brian Duffield's ‘WHALEFALL’.

The film follows a scuba diver who gets swallowed by a sperm whale and only has limited time to escape.

In theaters on October 16.

[Ina Saboteur @SleeplssEremite]

Katya telling her hospital story on the pod

[Migli🔮 @artbymigli]

close enough, welcome back liz lemon!

[c ☆ @tintafey]

live look at the lady that controls the inside out panel in my brain

[john shen's orange dunkin' straw @logladytrainee]

every june-ish i get a recurrence of major depression and feel flattened like omg it's so fun to rot in bed and shirk your duties in the summerrrrr