The Bookcreeper

Alex - Hilarious lady. Mama to one smart cookie. Angry.
Small biz bookkeep. Unapologetic abortion haver. Francophile.

[The Bookcreeper @logosmori]

Is it just me or do the lawyers arguing the #trumpimmunity case both sound like Muppets?? MY GOD how much better this would be if performed all by Muppets! <Animal voice> "NOTABOVELAW NOTABOVELAW"

[The Bookcreeper @logosmori]

@Ticketmaster your @Hannahgadsby presale is broken. Not nice when the audience is lots of neurodivergent folks who like things to work as advertised.

[The Bookcreeper @logosmori]

@GailSimone Dudley Do-Right is Canadian! (see also: Gordon Lightfoot)

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

Dear @maddow,
In many ways you've ruined my life by only being on 1 night a week. I'm sure the guilt of that is quite a burden for you. However, if you were to be a guest on my NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE, the comedy podcast, it could begin the healing process.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Celebrated the Winter Solstice with a 4 p.m. hike. Breathtaking view from the summit, nature is amazing 😍

[The Bookcreeper @logosmori]

@handsomepod ANYWHERE!

[The Bookcreeper @logosmori]

This tweet is NOT getting enough love.

[Ok Kate @Kateness8]

Whomsoever named Big Bird really nailed it

[The Bookcreeper @logosmori]

@handsomepod @FortuneFeimster @TigNotaro @TheMaeMartin Maybe @TigNotaro also avoids ping pong? Or we could start saying, "I ponged you the other day"? Better?

[The Bookcreeper @logosmori]

An exploded colon?

Oh, Chandler. 🙁

[Harvey Guillén @HARVEYGUILLEN]

Happy Halloween 🎃

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Susan Collins says she believes that Maine shooter Robert Card has learned his lesson and there is no reason to continue the manhunt.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

It’s the guns.

[The Bookcreeper @logosmori]

@wsdot @KingCheesyPoofs - thar it is.

[Seattle Weather Blog @KSeattleWeather]

A year ago today, it was 88 degrees and smoky.

Today? 62 and soggy.

Much improved.

[big challenges @pududeer]

*cranberries voice*

in my bed, in my bed
comfy, comfy

[The Bookcreeper @logosmori]

Any other Gen-Xers reading this and wondering when Rudolph Isley was part of Tears for Fears??

[The Bookcreeper @logosmori]

@OEimhear I love how the server, hearing your order, just nods and is like, "Okay then" 🤣

[The Bookcreeper @logosmori]

What kind of &%#!!#$ question is this???

--every goth girl on the planet

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Would you rather be killed by a Frankenstein or a Dracula.

[Keith Knight:Gentleman Cartoonist @KeefKnight]

It's not in their best interest to cure anything. Only to "manage"