Garett Lohner

professional squirmer

[sean @shupyss]

Alex Jones moving like a Half Life 2 speed run here how does he backwards long jump so smooth

[Garett Lohner @lohnerboy]

Would you rather resurrect a loved one or share a Seagram’s with your nemesis

[Garett Lohner @lohnerboy]

White boy orders retribution in fluent Japanese

[Garett Lohner @lohnerboy]

Me when a girl is eating bread: Yes girl!! Enjoy that bread!

Me when a girl is eating salad: Girl!! Where is your bread???

[Garett Lohner @lohnerboy]

@nfr_podcast I literally just saw him??

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@ChaseUtleyfan66 @ElonMuskAOBC We’ve been getting along just fine without it

[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

Remains my favorite tweet of all time

[Garett Lohner @lohnerboy]

Me liking instagram stories

[Garett Lohner @lohnerboy]

@ilovegoogling flop

[Ben Avery @benaveryisgood]

I’m lolling

[xrysallis @xrysallis]

leonard cohen & joan baez, newport folk festival, 1967

[Isaac_kh @isaac_kh]

A counter to this is that in Cuba we got shown a letter by Che Guevara which said that Fidel's style of play on the basketball court was so dripping in flair that it reeked of "counterrevolutionary egoism"

[ᴄʜɪʟᴏ🏴‍☠️ @olich010]

On this day, the great poet Yukio Mishima committed seppuku.

May we never forget his great contribution to literature and life itself

[Synekura Audio @synekura_audio]

David Byrne in a fit of sincerity

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

21 Year-Old with a Warlord's Soul: I will unal*ve the next m*n I hear with an opinion on the Brat remix album.

Weepy Poptimist: Can we just not?

Me: Here's a ten year anti-shipping deal for Pancho and Lefty. Sign it on the dotted line and the Bart album's all yours .

[Garett Lohner @lohnerboy]

@ShawnieAli1

[Garett Lohner @lohnerboy]

The Rizzler is the new Judy Garland