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professional token muncher - trying to figure out this crypto thing

[Fomies @FomiesNFT]

Gud luck.

https://t.co/mCA30Yxdl2

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@FomiesNFT 👀

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the fuck is this

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

lmk if you want a video demo

[Migs Caldeo (Akachi) @AkachiYousoro]

isn't that Discord?

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@0xteaaa more.

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if anything, hyperliquid:native will be the chosen one.

[retard mode ✞ @retardmode]

beyond just their volume, kalshi is inflating their user metrics

i noticed live chatter count only moves in increments of 5 so i took a look at their android app code

they literally have an amplifier called “boost_strength” that multiplies the actual number of people chatting

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@leekuan075 so they also looking at duration opened? or more emphasis on vol

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@myrkury anything to pay the bills lol

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LARPMAXXING

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5.6 sol feels really dumb rn

[Beni @beniduboss]

cope. seethe. rage

Welcome to the finale

I partnered with the Wall Street Journal to release this article

Probably the single worst hit piece ever written about @Kalshi

Guess people will think twice before insulting me in public again

https://t.co/3qXYwa0Dbh

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takes me back

check it out: https://t.co/xcmwhBby3K

it runs in a goddamn browser - just go get your nostalgia fix lol

@waplestoryrh

[CUZ ⚡ @Bloodlust_M]

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[Morel @2suns2moons]

"Yeah so this guy IcoBeast who doesn't get paid to promote Kalshi, he literally works there, insulted this Swiss autist on X named Beni, and told him to cope, rage and seethe. Beni got triggered and dug up all this evidence that pointed to Kalshi wash trading. Kalshi legal tookover IcoBeast's account and responded. Then John Wang piped in, and made Beni even more angry. Beni is talking to the WSJ, Bloomberg, the Coffee Podcast guy, it's crazy. He's hiring lawyers before he dumps even more damning proof. One autist against a $40 billion company. Pure cinema."

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playbook as old as day, but many still fall for it

PSA: don't be EL

[fabiano.sol @FabianoSolana]

I’m about to cause an earthquake across CT

Your favorite KOL is running a shady Telegram memecoin scheme

And I'm not talking about Frank, the LA vape cabal, etc.

It's the good ones that act holy on the timeline

All have around 10-60K followers

Over a month ago, I entered the trenches and joined every mid-sized KOL Telegram I could find

Now I finally understand how the game works:

1. They buy a low cap memecoins
2. They post them in Telegram
3. Their followers and copytraders rush in
4. They wait 5–10 minutes
5. They exit

Afterward, they brag that they “gave their community a 2x” based on the exact second the call was posted

But it gets worse

These 10K–60K follower KOLs are all in private groups together, coordinating the same calls across their Telegram channels at the exact same time

Some of the people involved are accounts I genuinely believed were credible

Absolutely disgusting

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the farmer risks his time and effort with every seed, each watering session and each back-breaking weed pull for no potential harvests

how can you think you can gain anything without risking anything?

[Beni @beniduboss]

This thread is 100% gonna blow up and I am gonna look like a salty c****again but @icobeast pissed me off so now it's gonna get ugly

Kalshi fakes their crypto volume and I can prove it

NOTHING pisses me off more than watching a company treat its own customers like complete fucking idiots

Grab some popcorn cause I dissected every piece of evidence one by one until there’s basically no way for him to respond without making this look even worse

Oh and FYI, I left every source at the end so y’all can check the receipts yourselves 😘

1/x

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i actually can't wait to use jev

[Jeffrey Emanuel @doodlestein]

Holy shit, wtf is WRONG with Gemini Flash 3.8?!? It has serious mental problems. Look at this session... imagine my surprise when my standard "sync all my repos" prompt went off the rails like this... this LLM needs THERAPY. And no, there is nothing about ANY of that on my box.