lauren

go gata.

[Odyssey Rejects @OdysseyRejects]

What Driving To Popeyes And Realizing They Were Out Of Chicken Sandwiches Taught Me About Famine

[Florida Gators @FloridaGators]

It's #SteveIrwinDay, so naturally we have to share @SportsCenter's best commercial ever - the one with Steve and @AlbertGator!
cc @RobertIrwin @BindiIrwin

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE HATERS AND THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA! 2019 WILL BE A FANTASTIC YEAR FOR THOSE NOT SUFFERING FROM TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. JUST CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE, GREAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR OUR COUNTRY!

[lauren @lojo33]

you were my cup of tea, but i drink champagne now

[lauren @lojo33]

one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

[Sal @DurtyBert]

When you pass your friend the aux cord and they play anything but the Shrek 2 soundtrack

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

yo i jus started taking a multivitamin so if i start acting brand new n leave u on read that's why

[JB @cinnamonguuurll]

Me freshman year: would go out 5 consecutive nights and be completely functional

Me now: goes out 1 night and is bedridden for days

[lauren @lojo33]

@notjaxson Ooo GOT EM!

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

fellas which natural disaster we using as an excuse to text n check up on our ex girlfriends today ?

[mm tammy @vvibbess]

& my dumb ass ain't 1 of them https://t.co/GIZwtUGYWs

[b @doyalikebaileys]

Irma doesn't stand a CHANCE against all the thoughts and prayers from everyone posting bathing suit pics of their spring break in Miami 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

my fav part of parties is leaving before mcdonald's closes

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Just carried 2 pedialytes to the counter at CVS:

Employee: awe how olds your baby?

Me: Well he's 28 and he has a slight drinking problem

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

my mood ring acting up ion think Ima b able to make it to ur birthday party chief my shit been blue-green all day i can't think straight

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

The ONLY school in SEC history to win national championships in baseball, men’s basketball and football: @FloridaGators.