maïsha

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Ages when you suffer a lot:

19
24
27

[shameful @s4gns]

they will literally exile you at work if your quiet and stay to yourself

[Esila @yorgunbabyy]

HAZİRAN’DA KÖTÜ GÜNLER YOK ONAYLAYIN

[Felix🥷🏻 @felixmagixx]

Me calling my sister to tell her that one day I’ll give her the whole world
But for now she needs to lend me 10k

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lay down😂😭

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

how many days just in general like how many left

[syd @SYDNEYFROMNOVA]

what is the science behind unsaved numbers being better behaved

[casiqua @c_ajuhlia]

i’m ngl my dilly dallying starting to get a lil expensive

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

if I have to go through any more character development again my character will develop into a villain

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

things you can burn to reduce stress:

- marijuana
- pedophiles
- sage
- racists
- lavender
- patriarchy
- rosemary
- capitalism

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

maybe i died of Covid in 2020 and this is hell

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

stoners funny asf like wtf you mean you gotta smoke before you shower so the shower feels special 😭😭

[alexei @alexeixbt]

plan a: millionaire
plan b: billionaire

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

me trying not to let that shit break me

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

When you wake up late for work and don't even know where to start...