Lisa

Master of sarcasm. Wildly inappropriate.

[Lisa @lolthai]

@MalwareJake OK douche, I'll just quit my job and live in a box every time an employer compels me to do something I don't agree with. *eyeroll* Have you ever even HAD a job?

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

I'm a:

⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 brand

Seeking:

⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 retweets and attention

[Lisa @lolthai]

@SenJohnMcCain - Thank you for your integrity.

[Lisa @lolthai]

@thegov2k2 Had to get up and medicate. And, yeah, I want to punch people who film that kind of stuff and out it on YouTube.

[Lisa @lolthai]

@thegov2k2 Right? Why can't people have private moments anymore? This kind of stuff is the height of narcissism on the part of the filmer.

[Lisa @lolthai]

😡 https://t.co/sqSKczEaHD

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

"To interview for their visas, the girls risked a 500 mile trek cross-country to the American embassy in Kabul."

Twice.

#MuslimBan https://t.co/KK3lrS1QSG

[Lisa @lolthai]

@hana_rosebud I know they mean well but sometimes I just need to wallow.

[Lisa @lolthai]

So tired of happy people telling me it will get better. Dude, it's been shit for 39 yrs, there is no empirical evidence that it will improve

[Lisa @lolthai]

TIL: Someone in my neighborhood gets up in the middle of the night and burns their garbage.

[Lisa @lolthai]

@thegov2k2 Yup. :/

[Lisa @lolthai]

@thegov2k2 I'm up for the day now. No way I'm getting any sleep before my alarm goes off at 6.

[Lisa @lolthai]

@thegov2k2 Not sleeping. Yay, insomnia.

[Lisa @lolthai]

@thegov2k2 Haha, it's song lyrics.

[Lisa @lolthai]

"I miss you more than I loved you."

[Lisa @lolthai]

@Cassady34 @canyonvue @DironiilDoriz @emilysumiko @carywood @denmother6 @16muddypaws False. It was a concession to slave states to allow them to use black population to influence voting outcomes w/o allowing black votes.

[Lisa @lolthai]

Gawds, this guy is embarrassing. #youfucker https://t.co/7KbtEzuCpz

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

You tiny, tiny, tiny little man.

[Lisa @lolthai]

Sign and Resistbot this thing: https://t.co/0Lj8PjIljt

[Lisa @lolthai]

@yesnicksearcy @solonl2001 @patrici46970640 @SenJohnMcCain @allahpundit Do they give out checks too? Because I'm an independent moderate. Maybe I can get a check from both! WOOT.

[Lisa @lolthai]

@yesnicksearcy @solonl2001 @patrici46970640 @SenJohnMcCain @allahpundit Do I have to declare for the Democratic party to get my Soros check or just be left of center? Because I haven't seen mine yet.

[Sen. Lisa Murkowski @lisamurkowski]

Like many Alaskans, I’m concerned about the continuous and often conflicting reports about President Trump, the FBI and Russia.