Chris Vermeulen

Writing Optimistically Sh*tting myself.

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

TIL about the @LarabellesPHP community.

https://t.co/GWy1VBs7bO

[Pascal Baljet @pascalbaljet]

Live demo of Laravel in Kubernetes by @lone_developer 💻

[Laravel Live UK @LaravelLiveUK]

🎤Speaker Announcement!

@lone_developer will be talking about "Laravel and Kubernetes".

Get your tickets: https://t.co/bomektCct3

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

@tunguz Don’t tell anyone I told you. Get Visual studio (not code) installed. The built in terminal is root. Cron for fork bomb every 15-30 minutes. Complain. Repeat until happy.

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

@Mastacheata It seems I’ve lost this entire machine. I created it 8 years ago, and had nothing in terms of backups in place, and subsequently have lost all of the content on it, and that sucks.

Is there a specific piece you were looking at ? I’ll be able to help out with a doc :)

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

@Mastacheata Hi Benedikt 👋🏻

I’m having a look now

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

@aditii_hehe @downbadcomment @SongFinderBot

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

Salt is important in both culinary experience, and password protection.

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

Also recently had someone respond to a team message that started:

"Certainly. Here is a formatted professional response: "

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

I've noticed a massive increase in AI generated responses from folks when they respond to messages in Slack.

They are third-language english speakers. I get it. It is however funny to see formally worded responses to DMs in Slack.

Humans are now talking to humans through AI.

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

Me: "Great work on implementing X features"

Them: "I am very thankful of your support in the features I have been involved in. I appreciate the opportunity to contribute to the success of our team. I will continue to work diligently ..."

Me: 🤔

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

@enunomaduro I started building a web app recently using Laravel after a couple years not building with it.

It’s so good. It makes me happy.

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

Amazon TV Stick now showing ads when I switch on the TV is … just plain shit really …

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

My team’s use of emoji’s in their pull request titles have increased from 0 to 20%.

Does that mean I’m succeeding at this management thing ?

[Helen Bartimote CPsychol @HelenBartimote]

It’s finally here 🤓 new website 🎉🎉🎉

https://t.co/4WrwoQzZfo

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

@ianmiell 😂 So perfect

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

I asked Chad to rephrase an entire technical proposal as someone who wears a beanie and says "bruv" a lot.

I think I'm going to update the company guidelines, so that this is the ONLY way you're allowed to submit proposals now ... innit ?!

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

When 15K of your 18K AWS bill is data transfer.

[Chris Vermeulen @lone_developer]

@NoContextHumans Brown King Kali 🤷🏼‍♂️