geralt of revere

i will never shut the fuck up about kpop, one piece or the boston red sox

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

What girls say they want in a guy: strong, handsome, loves his mother
What girls really want in a guy: the ultimate magician in terms of attack and defense

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

Yankees suck

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

This dude sucks at baseball

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

GAME SAVING PLAY BY JAZZ

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

They gotta stop printing all that “October Baseball” merch…baby some of us aren’t making it outta September

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

Hey Jeff shut the hell up

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Boston Red Sox have not scored a run in their last 26 postseason innings. In that time, which dates back to Game 2 of the 2025 wild card series, they are hitting .136/.183/.148 with one extra-base hit in 88 at-bats. The Yankees have shut them out through five again tonight.

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

I can’t believe they had TC on NESN comparing last nights loss to 2004 with his whole chest

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

Well that’s the season goodnight boys!

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

Fucking pathetic

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

How is this a team that made the playoffs?

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

What? No I think it’s great that the Red Sox sold their top pitching prospect for a catcher made of glass

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

Send Sogard back to 2nd because Rodon is having a fucking temper tantrum at the plate that makes sense

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

They saw them strike out 9 times tonight and said “we gotta get Trev up here to boost those numbers!”

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

According to @FrancysRomero, Roman Anthony and Trevor Story are finished in Worcester and will join the Red Sox in New York to be activated Saturday or Sunday.

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

Sox Yankees on a national broadcast is fucking unwatchable the way these dudes are gargling Shitler’s balls

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

Imagine if they made it interesting before the fucking 9th inning instead of playing like absolute dogshit

[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

The Red Sox, as they like to do, have made things interesting.

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

GUNNAR HENDERSON YOU ARE A BOSTON RED SOX

[Andy Kostka @afkostka]

Gunnar Henderson struggled to get the words out Tuesday when asked about Adley Rutschman. He tried again today: “One of my best friends. My first Orioles friend and my first roommate. … It was not a happy day for me and my wife. She really loves Rutsch as well.”

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

Just one last time before I leave LA: fuck the dodgers

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

The bitchass dodgers decided that their $60m/yr benchwarmer was such a bust that they needed something more to threepeat. Fuck the dodgers fuck the tigers fuck Tarik Skubal and fuck pussy ass Scott Boras

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

Ceddanne Rafaela rocked the Dodgers ace so hard tonight they had to go out and trade for another

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

Guarantee half the fans that show up to their games have no fucking clue who he is.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Los Angeles Dodgers are acquiring Tarik Skubal for outfielder Zyhir Hope, right-hander River Ryan and right-hander Brady Smith, sources tell ESPN.

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

Always awesome to get a win, a come from behind win, in LA against the Dodgers. Even better when you pile on, let Bello go to work, and save your pen to match LAD saving theirs.

4-1 on the road trip. Taking 1 of the next 2 would be a big statement series win against the champs.

[geralt of revere @longbearius]

The Red Sox have to make a blood sacrifice for every series W. Not sure how sustainable this is

[Red Sox @RedSox]

The #RedSox today placed LHP Ranger Suarez on the 15-Day Injured List (retroactive to July 6) with a left groin strain. To fill his spot, Boston recalled INF Brett Harris from Triple-A Worcester.