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[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@process_13 @EODHappyCaptain Is that a new menu item? Haven't eaten there since I was reading Bernstein Bears.

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@genocidalgirl Almost like it took a series of world events, designed to have led us to this outcome, by some nefarious group that benefits disproportionately from the current state of affairs.

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@MichaelFerris @james_xond How the hell were you making 75 a week in 1973?
I was getting screwed. I only made like $180-240 a month on my paper route in 1992-1995. Sometimes more or less depending how many people stiffed you during collection time each month.

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@1HKrusader @ReiiValentinaa You might wanna look into who invented Peanut Butter...
It wasn't Carver.

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@KoshkaBaluga @alyssaleann It's like riding a unicycle through an obstacle course and juggling whilst playing a harmonica.

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@elvicentela @DocStrangelove2 Shouldn't have been creeping around if it didn't wanna get flamethrowered

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@MichaelG0061 @DeDunkingPast @pstanley123

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@MaryTilesTexas My oldest modern human ancestor.

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@RICHARDYUNKER6 @MaryTilesTexas Go!!!

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@MindJailbreaker @JesseKellyDC Of all the presidents you could have chosen, Abe Lincoln is definitely in the top three of the worst examples.
He was known for being an avid wrestler and essentially MMA fighter.
He is widely credited with inventing the choke slam, and was known for trash talking the crowd.

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@sentient_Mas @TyrantsMuse A noble cause

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@_SgtSlaughter @RealStarburner @ClassicGIJoe My legitimate hero. Thank you Sarge!

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@Porkchop_EXP @mango_deuce Brother, where have you been? The entire internet for the past 30 years has been filled with Europeans bashing Americans at every single opportunity. It became so commonplace that the mild razzing Europe has been getting on X lately is completely new to you guys.

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@groundhopper_fc

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@neonmancer9 @Samiel_Reese @IterIntellectus That particular part is pretty based for sure, but unfortunately there's no real evidence he ever actually existed.

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@crimxkitten Pics

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@flamz321 @Variety Terrible, unspeakable, glorious things.

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@RandoKneegrow Ok, I think I understand.

So "person's of color" are referred to as "assault persons" now, right?

I saw some "assault persons" hanging around the gas station last night, but luckily I had my "sporting pistol of color" and wasn't overly concerned about them hanging up on me.

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@RichardArion1 @bKsh_adv0_9 @JTAlexander Haven't heard octaroon in many years.

[james b @longdongdaddy69]

@crimxkitten You might need like 5 leopard geckos someday, and what are you gonna do if you don't have 5 leopard geckos when that day comes? Ever think about that?
Get the geckos.