Pete Medhurst, the voice of @NavyAthletics, has been diagnosed with brain cancer. Medhurst, a lifelong Shady Side resident, will undergo surgery Friday morning to remove a brain tumor.
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“Listen up, men. In the future, America will have the flexbone offense!”
“The… flexbone offense? Is it some sort of powerful battle formation?”
“Oh, not exactly. It’s a football offense. Three running backs, one quarterback—like a well-oiled machine of disciplined, relentless rushing.”
“So, it’ll dominate the battlefield of this… football?”
“It will baffle defenders. And then… people will just stop using it.”
“But if it works so well, why abandon it?”
“Apparently, people love passing more. They’ll call the flexbone “old school” and replace it with flashy air raids.”
Founding Fathers collectively
“Madness.”