Lord Raglan

Building a city (on Cities: Skylines). Author of tweets. Co-founder of some nonsense I made up.

[Lord Raglan @longestdefeat]

@maxtempers Martin Lewis arriving in Petrograd, after we put him on a train as an act of deliberate economic warfare against the Kremlin.

[max tempers @maxtempers]

British policymaking

[Joe Reeve - 🇬🇧/acc @isnit0]

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[Lord Raglan @longestdefeat]

@shivmalik It’s indirectly why you’re pretending to build a city. No doubt if supporting house building wasn’t viewed as high status, you’d be doing something else. Maybe pretending to build a theme park, acting out your own Roller Coaster Tycoon fantasy.

[Lord Raglan @longestdefeat]

@UnderSneege @strixperegrinus The OG of football games. That and Sensible Soccer.

[Jack Davey @jacques_davey]

How do you run a state when people like this are elected representatives in the governing party?

[Robert Largan @robertlargan]

Listen, and understand. The Resolution Foundation is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever.

[Lord Raglan @longestdefeat]

@shivmalik I got this DLC for Cities: Skylines too. Still a little buggy but looks good.

[Lord Raglan @longestdefeat]

@UnderSneege Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[Lord Raglan @longestdefeat]

@93vintagejones @Stsantek

[Lord Raglan @longestdefeat]

@maxtempers @ColeFusionHQ We’re…going to need a new song.

[Lord Raglan @longestdefeat]

Honourable mention

[Lord Raglan @longestdefeat]

The 4 moments I realised I was straight as a kid.

[Morgoth @MorgothsReview]

the 4 moments I realised I was straight as a kid ….

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

I like how nonchalantly he puts this, as if this isn't the literary equivalent of Grand Moff Tarkin telling the Death Star to prepare to fire on Alderaan.

[Cambridge Circus Research @cambridgecircre]

Naturalisation has accelerated rapidly over the last few years. Since 2005, 3.7m people have gained citizenship through naturalisation.

[Lord Raglan @longestdefeat]

@UnderSneege We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had fake email jobs. We had hybrid working. We had everything we needed & it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth & had much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no, you just had to be an influencer.

[CJ @UnderSneege]

Instagram is doing to women in the workplace what bodycams did to policing.

[Lord Raglan @longestdefeat]

@BBCNewsnight This guy looks really unwell. Bad skin. Weedy frame. Scrawny legs. Nervous disposition. I don’t think he’s been living well or taking care of himself properly.

[Lord Raglan @longestdefeat]

@CPhilpOfficial @Brewgaloo_ While everyone else is focused on village cricket, the Shadow Home Sec is trying to initiate WAR WITH FRANCE.

We are so back.