Long John Hill

Brevis esse laboro obscurus fio.
Certified neurodiverse.

[Chris Phillips @CJPhillips1982]

A real long shot but can people retweet this please.

Yesterday all my items were stolen in Eastbourne including my stats book which has 20 years worth of details in. Laptops, phones, clothes, shavers etc can all be replaced but this can’t and is useless to anyone else. It’s in a plastic folder you can see in the left hand side of this photo. Can anyone in that neck of the woods please keep an eye out. I’m gutted about this.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Urgent message.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Farage, with a very different accent, explaining how to exploit and profit from the very same system that he claimed to rail against.

Including using one’s wife to account for financial irregularities.

Well, it apparently works when trying to explain away house purchases, eh?

[Long John Hill @longjohnhill]

@meadey36 @DaleJohnsonBBC 1992, 1997, and 1998.

[Long John Hill @longjohnhill]

@Cox4784 @CJPhillips1982 Who?

[Long John Hill @longjohnhill]

@KEVCOR11 You'll find out when they're announced.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

A message that part of the UK needs to learn

[James Neill  ≠ 𝕏 @jneill]

Oswald Mosley, Lee
1918: Elected Conservative MP, Harlow
1922: Elected Independent MP, Harlow
1923: Re-elected Independent MP, Harlow
1924: Stood for Labour, Birmingham Ladywood. Narrowly lost by 100 votes
1926: Elected Labour MP, Smethwick
1932: founded British Union of Fascists

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: https://t.co/n9mULJELYu

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

As Lee Anderson becomes Chairman of Reform UK, let us remember that time he got his mate to pretend he didn't know him, but got caught on camera.

[Long John Hill @longjohnhill]

I definitely preferred it when #Pointless listed their options in upper case. Don't like the new layout at all.

[Long John Hill @longjohnhill]

@archer_rs [citation needed]

[Long John Hill @longjohnhill]

@CrowleyOnAir Afternoon GC, throwing in Danny Nedelko from Idles and on a slight tangent, Charlotte Street by Lloyd Cole and the Commotions

[Tanita Tikaram💙 @tanita_tikaram]

If Polanski was accepting big donations from corporations & foreign donors,denying climate change, spent his youth goose stepping & bullying Jews or was currently supporting genocide he’d be getting an easier ride from our media.I don’t know what to do with that, it’s just sick.

[Long John Hill @longjohnhill]

@Colchesterviews Definitely 2006!

[Long John Hill @longjohnhill]

LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS #bridgeoflies

[Thomas Evans @Renewal2030 🇬🇧 @ThomasEvansAdur]

Funny how it's too much of a security risk for Farage to hold constituency surgeries in Clacton due to security issues. But he can sit on a market stall selling these pathetic shirts for financial gain.

[Long John Hill @longjohnhill]

@Yewbee_ I was just thinking the same thing.