lois🫧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

glasgow… this is Johnny bond yeah. @m0rethanamel0dy ‘s no.1 fan🕺

[lois🫧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @longshotlois]

“she’s even turned the weans against us” - @PaoloNutini tonight 🫡 @DaftLimmy

[Dom Technostate ☭ @DomTechnostate]

Is there like a secret second Indeed where you guys are finding all these office jobs that pay a fuck ton of money

[george 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @gmbarnard22]

How are we actually going to solve the AI poster epidemic? Must we be subjected to horrible identical slop from every single pub and shop for the rest of time?

[ollie @ledytoss]

guy in community college wrote an essay intro so bad that I’ve kept it in my notes app for the past 3.5 years

[lois🫧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @longshotlois]

bringing Ralston on just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse 👍

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

'Scottish fans are stressed out their nut again. Show David Beckham with the largest glass of red wine anyone's ever seen.'

[derya @emokurdin]

Daily reminder ronaldo is a rapist

[R @rjb_1998]

"I don't know what hakimis done to upset the locals" fuck off ally mccoist you stupid fucking cunt

[Noah @CelticNoah]

Massive fan of every cunt booing Hakimi every time he touches it.

We might be shite but make it as horrible and hostile as possible for that fucker

[Iona Fyfe @ionafyfe]

A very happy Scottish bank holiday Monday to all except Susanna Reid. ♥️

[Megan Johnson @megansarahj]

My scottish friend (who lives here) just found some lost Scots at Back Bay Station and guided them to a pub like a German Shepard

[prin 𖤍 @velcrolezbo]

what’s with parents thinking all your friends are just using you and you must exercise extreme caution at all times

[caoimhe @lovinqmount]

you raped a woman so violently that her tampon was lodged inside of her uterus & it had to be removed with forceps. shut the fuck up

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

When people say "I'd do anything for my child," everyone praises them, but when a parent risks crossing a border to save their child from war, poverty, or danger, suddenly they're treated like criminals.

[CRG @Cantrushit]

Boomers five years ago: “I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY IMAGE OR POSTS BEING USED BY MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR META, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR WHATSAPP TO SELL MY DATA. Like and share if you agree!”

Boomers today, for some reason: “hey I just uploaded all your baby pictures to ChatGPT and you and all your cousins look like penguins isn’t this cute I’m uploading all the grandkids next”

[Claire @Claire1888CFC]

This is the photo I wanted to see the most

[Arron 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @arron1s]

build the statue.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Last few hours before a hair wash will really have you experiencing a depth of misery only usually found in Russian literature