Tyler Joseph

I'm just jokin

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

i've been working on developing a vaccine for the Coronavirus in my free time but I'm just not getting it, sorry guys I'll keep trying

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

@0verlourd @MillieVaughanOH L

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

@theprism89 @JoeBiden L

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

@Mjhall412 @rooster_ohio L

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

@SGT_Martin705 @rooster_ohio L

[Dave Wasserman @Redistrict]

I've seen enough: in a victory for the pro-choice side, Ohio Issue 1, a measure to establish a right to an abortion in the state constitution, passes.

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy 305 Day dallleeee

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

i know we're all thinking it, but that groundhog better be vaccinated

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy Mother's Day, para todas las mamás!

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

it's cinco de mayo, you have no excuse not to try the hand sanitizer that smells like tequila. just a little sip

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

Crazy how 4/20 falls on 4/20 this year

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

they did such a good job dyeing Lake Erie green. How festive! 🍀

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

the storm is named Landon, which means even if it doesn't meet original expectations, its parents can help him get a cushy desk job when he gets older

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

i know we're all thinking it, but that groundhog better be vaccinated

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

have you guys listened to Kid Rock's new song? it's really good and definitely not a desperate attempt to stay relevant to a group of the dumbest people you can imagine.

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

still relevant

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

ok so are the flags ever gonna be normal again or are we just gonna do this half thing forever

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch is the greatest diss track of all time

[brent @murrman5]

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

[Tyler Joseph @LongstrethTyler]

BuzzFeed is one bad editor away from releasing an article titled 15 Tips to Get Away with Drinking and Driving this Holiday Season