the legit yanshen

Behold, a featherless biped

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

Requests Sent Via Pakistan

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

its cool to know they’re still friends even after finishing filming the movie

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever

[☠︎︎ @i3yves]

the three branches of government

[breadloaf 🛤️ @taxspendlib]

just heard a french child yell "toilettes skibidi"

[the legit yanshen @lookawabbit]

Give a man a fish and he'll live on it for a day; give a junior lawyer a compliment on their work and they can live on it for years.

[Devon ☀️ @devonzuegel]

The problem with learning Spanish from Argentinians is you pick up vocab about monetary policy before you learn basic survival words like food and water

[Anand Menon @anandMenon1]

Much excitement in the family whatsapp group this morning at the prospect of an Indian and a Pakistani bringing about the partition of Britain

[Ariane Todes @ArianeTodes]

Wait, Shostakovich went to see Jesus Christ Superstar TWICE?? 🤯

[the legit yanshen @lookawabbit]

Six months into my training contract and all I have to show for it is an encyclopedic knowledge of specific types of waste disposal offences

[Richard Huw Jones @RichardHuw2]

A delightful story from witness support at a court I visited ages ago. Defendant says to judge " you're a cunt", judge says " stop that! You mustn't address me directly. If you want to call me a cunt, do it through your counsel"

[Soon-Tzu Speechley 孫子 @speechleyish]

The Singapore MRT announcement to ‘berhati-hati di ruang platform’ is my ASMR

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Read fiction? You mean pay money to get gaslighted by a stranger??

[Carla Hayden @LibnOfCongress]

The Music Division uncovered a wonderful letter to Leonard Bernstein from 8-year-old Jordan Rudess. Jordan became a legendary keyboardist for the band @dreamtheater. See the letter and read the conversation with Jordan here: https://t.co/ylYkJfjN4S @jcrudess @LennyBernstein

[the legit yanshen @lookawabbit]

@jerrickklim It's over we're officially all unemployed

[the legit yanshen @lookawabbit]

@_reiism wtf we all truly chose the wrong profession HAHA