On a nduthi, the nduthi guy takes a wrong turn alafu dere wa matatu shouts “we madam unakubali aje kubebwa na wazimu kama huyo, ama wewe pia ni wazimu!”😭
Nimekumbuka nikiwa class 8 prayer day before KCPE, pastor alliambia parents “Angalia mtoto wako na umwambie i love you” 😂😂😂 My Dad dead ass turned akanisalimia akaniambia “si hio iko sawa!? Venye amesema!”😭😭😭
Unapenda mtu na roho yako yote alafu anaconfuse na desperation,likeeeeee??? Some of us are loved at home and we're just in love and falling in love is just a common human behaviour ffs!
Ningekuwa a tall and handsome nigga kama Lebron James, I would be somewhere chilling with a pretty lady in a five star hotel lakini niko mahali deep into the slopes mount kenya, surviving a very terrible July with no boobs to suck and to make matters worse I'm extremely broke.
ile siku you’ll see your ‘avoidant’ with someone they actually really like ndio utajua anaku kitu kama avoidant…they just dont rate you enough (ouch ik)🤣🤣🤣