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In possession of Poseidon’s trident (won’t give it back)

[Loam @loomismarcos]

They said it couldn’t be done. They told me I couldn’t win the fantasy sports triple crown. I had no choice but to prove them wrong #espnfantasy #winner #fantasyfootball #fantasybaseball #fantasyhockey

[Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr]

Bro snatched my chain

[Loam @loomismarcos]

Trying to get my hands on the shadow man’s evaporated cloak. May be glowing brilliantly as opposed to its typically translucent hue.

[Loam @loomismarcos]

@BarstoolBigCat can I get a skull fucking assist?

[Loam @loomismarcos]

@SouthwestAir probably my last flight with you. No one can move seats to one of the 4 empty rows due to “fair differences.” We’re in the air. Who is buying the seat?

Seating, boarding, bag charges, now this. Your anti-customer experience decisions have caught up to you.

[Loam @loomismarcos]

@united @AmericanAir @Delta Sup😏
In the market for a new airline. If you’ve got a good credit card deal with some points I’ll sign up today.

[Loam @loomismarcos]

@SouthwestAir probably my last flight with you. No one can move seats to one of the 4 empty rows due to “fair differences.” We’re in the air. Who is buying the seat?

Seating, boarding, bag charges, now this. Your anti-customer experience decisions have caught up to you.

[The Fel-Gnome Wizard @Lv100WormMage]

The worst thing about betrayal is that it never comes from a stranger

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

I support Dansby Swanson’s decision to randomly become the best player in baseball.

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

Call me crazy but I find it more believable that Freddy is a real tourist who just liked his trip to America than the idea that he’s a deep state CIA psyop with a secret hidden agenda

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

This is the greatest pass I’ve ever seen in any sport

[Loam @loomismarcos]

Yes

[Richard “Womp Solider” Chestnut @womp_ripper67]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Loam @loomismarcos]

@Thundercat the screwd up ya mix at the united center tonight. Needed way more bass. Kick ass tho that’s for sure

[🏴‍☠️ Geraldo 🏴‍☠️ @LowendAssJerry]

Yall said Chicago don’t got beaches and the city decided to show yall this really Chiami and give us tropical storms in the middle of June 😭

[Loam @loomismarcos]

@Skulledwedge Sometimes you get got other times you get

[Loam @loomismarcos]

@Skulledwedge Shit you got me

[Loam @loomismarcos]

@Skulledwedge That’s my hometown!! Glad you like it

[Loam @loomismarcos]

This might be the coolest I’ll ever look ever (because I can’t smoke cigs anymore)

[Jay Don Takes @Skulledwedge]

First golf course I’ve played in America. In a place just outside of Chicago called “Bolingbrook.” Easily one of the best courses in the world.