Siffrin.

(in this moment, you are loved.) (no connection to anyone! EVER!)

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

(you lay down and stare. one of the stars are shining brighter than the others. there’s.. a familiar comfort you find in it. though you can’t quite figure out why. your starting to feel tired. you start drifting off..)

(..you fee l a tug on y our stom ach..)

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

@timelysiffrin //im outta here

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

//there are so many more Siffrin parody’s than me

and I’m nowhere close to the best

please go look at other people I’m scared of human contact

[𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋ 重音テト .ᐟ.ᐟ ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ 🏳️‍⚧️ @ABaby_BirdBrain]

There's only one good Teto parody, and you're looking at her .

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

@timelysiffrin //AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

@Cups_Gambit //it’s ok cuphead, you can continue with your egotistical tirades

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

riiiiight. well, I’m glad to play hero once again!

[Mal. (Du Pays) @Home_s1ckness]

(You get up.)

thank you. i was waiting many hours for a hero to come lift me off the ground.

(So dramatic.)

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

(..you reach down and grab their hand.)

[Mal. (Du Pays) @Home_s1ckness]

maybe.

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

do you want help??

[Mal. (Du Pays) @Home_s1ckness]

no.....

(Very much an obvious lie. You've been able to get up for hours now.)

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

..can you get up?

[Mal. (Du Pays) @Home_s1ckness]

i tripped........

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

..um.

[Mal. (Du Pays) @Home_s1ckness]

(Face-first on the ground.)

(You tripped and have been like this for hours.)

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

@Cups_Gambit that happens sometimes

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

@Cups_Gambit @Daxthecoolest1 (well.. yea, you just won’t mention it anymore.)

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

@Cups_Gambit @Daxthecoolest1 ..ok. that’s not as bad as it could have been.

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

@Cups_Gambit @Daxthecoolest1 ..I hope that’s not a bad thing to you.

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

@Daxthecoolest1 (..sigh.)

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

@Daxthecoolest1 so you’re saying killing kids makes you cool.

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

@Daxthecoolest1 @Cups_Gambit what??

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

@Cups_Gambit @Daxthecoolest1 GOOD PEOPLE DO NOT KILL CHILDREN!! and it doesn’t make you cool either, so don’t start.

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

@Cups_Gambit @Daxthecoolest1 cuphead this is what actual supervillains do.

[Siffrin. @loopescapist]

@Daxthecoolest1 @Cups_Gambit WHAT IS GOING ON WITH EVERYONE THESE DAYS-