┌── ⋆⋅!⋅⋆ ──┐
Hmm? What’s this strange new place?
I suppose I can take a look around!
(Mirabelle has joined Parody Twitter!)
[ #instarsandtime , #mvrp , #parodytwt ]
Do pineapple allergies also extend to fruits with similar nutritional content? Am I going to be living in constant fear that any fruit may potentially kill me, too?
…
(You start to notice something is… off. But there’s no need to interrogate! Think positive!)
…Okay! I’ll take your word.
Well! I was gonna ask if you and the others would like to have a sleepover. Sounds fun, doesn’t it?
(how many times have you laid in this exact spot? it has to be in the thousands at least. that should be a scary thought. but you’re numb to it.)
(..someone is probably going to interrupt your rest. it’s tradition.)
Aww, your face! I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I can’t help it!
…I did mean it though. The first time you do something almost never goes great! But now you know what not to do!
("Wowwwww Mirabelle... why are you trying not to laugh???? That poor Sadness is trying their hardeesssttt!!~")
(You internally ask your narrator to blinding shut up.)
("Okay, rude.")
....
(You put down the bowl so you can put your head in your hands and make very incomprehensible and demonic-sounding noises.)
..........noodles...................
Hey, I’m sure you learned from your mistakes so you can do better next time. That’s how we all change, right?
Even if the first product is… unrecognizable. What were you trying to make…?