Nikita Banana

Married to George Glass. her/she/bar

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

Greg Kinnear is a regulation hottie.

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

@_iamhabeeb We should send invoices for this

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

Grilling hot dogs for people to make a thanksgiving style weiner this year.

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These dudes literally only show up on my days off too. 😭😭😭

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

Told husband I want to replace the kitchen window curtain because of how many contractors have been in our private backyard this year. Five minutes later dudes show up to dig back there. I was going to spend the day painting the kitchen in my undies, now I'll just sulk. 😑

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

Primetime, meh.

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

Childless millennial Christmas idea:
Seinfeld themed Hungry Hungry Hippos.

[Mike Rotch @MikeRotchUSC]

Texas They&Them

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

@piperocktheory @The24thFrame Your classmates sound lame then, like okay.

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

Halfway through season 2 of ER, still waiting for Clooney to get sexy. It's annoying how much his character hangs his head in every scene like he's Eeyore or something.

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

The dogs playing poker painting looks different than I remember. 🧐

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

Just realized this past summer no one made zucchini bread. Now I'm sad.

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

But there's no vinegar in there

[emilia 🍒🥇🏆🛡️ @lexiescarina]

these are unfortunately the exact conditions for a glee reboot

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

I wonder if they'll push the old man to resign now lol

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

@carebearxs Now I want to watch a Winter's Tale just for those beautiful scenes of them in the ski cabin.

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

When Sebastian sings, "down in the muck here under da sea."

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

When this sweaty, tan version of Carter showed up in season 2, episode 1 of ER I was like yes sexiest man alive.

[dr.deadbeat daughter @dildoswagginsz]

I think my dad and I were coworkers in a past life

[Hannah 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @rejectedhannah]

How it feels to get up during a movie to go to the bathroom

[Nikita Banana @loopfruits]

I hate being this person, but why is the holiday creamy vanilla zero sugar coke so hard to find lol?