ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ

sorry doll, but this cats gotta cruise

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

I’ve always known I was a little weird because other people always seem to act like I am.

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

I just want everyone for one day to shut the fuck up about celebrities.

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

sorry i didnt hear you i was thinking of something weird

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

Stevan fucking wrote a contract for me to sign stating that I wouldn’t crump in the bed anymore I’m so pissed

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

It’s so weird when couples try to normalize their problems with me and Stevan when those people don’t like each other and me and Stevan do lol

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

Someone said “people will only acknowledge the version of you that they had the most power over” and that makes so much sense

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

Was I wrong? Yes I was. Now look at me, free of the burden of proving myself. The mistake has left me and now I am free and imperfect and content.

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

I’m only wearing white and blue today bc I’m on my period

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

Pls I’m begging do not make it my problem that you can’t get a life

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

I actually don’t take an ssri because ruby red grapefruit means more to me than my own happiness

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

How am I supposed to go the rest of my summer without a Topo Chico? How can they do this to me I’m so kind

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

I don’t understand speeding in your vehicle if you’re running behind. Just accept being late and drive safe.

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

I think the worst thing about me is that I always order the wrong thing at a restaurant. There’s always something else I should’ve ordered.

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

The way my cramps start as soon as I put a tampon in 🙃

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

If i ever make you mad Just remember that im going to die one day

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

You are literally standing on a planet that grows peaches.
PEACHES.
Not to mention cucumbers, strawberries, kale, apples, blueberries, and DRAGONFRUIT.
Out of dirt.
I cannot stress this enough.
DIRT.

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

My moms ex girlfriend is harassing me lmao

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

I know nobody wants to hear “try to focus on the positive” but I also feel like your spirit is your strongest survival tool. Things can suck and you can still let it roll and handle what’s in front of you.

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

Ozempic is crazy, I just ate a slice of french bread with vinaigrette and it felt like a three course meal.

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

Wish I could go back in time and fix my insecurities. I was way too hot to be that unsure of myself.

[ᵏᵃᵉˡᵉᵃʰ @loose2th]

The best relationships are the ones where you feel bonded and free at the same time. I just told my fiancé to not piss me off when he said something stupid and then he kissed my hand. That’s love.