Lori Durket

humble with a hint of Kanye

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*Tripp yelling across the arena to Stinger* “He probably can’t hear you. Ehhh… maybe he can, he’s a bug.” - @throemudd

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@stoolpresidente Patxi’s Pizza! Make sure to put honey on the crust. 🍕🍯

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Our 3 year olds favorite word at the moment is “butthole” so that’s fun.

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“My chiropractor said if you wake up and your back hurts, that means you need a new bed.” - Jon “Did you tell him we have a child sleeping with us every single night?” - me

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“They have the best coffee, seriously the best coffee in Columbus.” - Jon referring to… Speedway.

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The difference between which older sibling is home with Tripp is wild. Charlie - they are playing puppies. Cash - da boys are wrestling.

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*me to myself as I’m cleaning the kids room… “stupid ass squishmallows”.

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I had a blackjack dealer at the casino tell me my nails looked amazing and that might be one of the best compliments I’ve ever received.

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“Batman is right, with great power comes great responsibility.” - Jon “We’re going to use a fictional character to teach life lessons?” - Me “I’m pretty sure he’s a real person.” - Jon

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“Tripper, it’s time to take a nap.” “THIS IS GOING TO SUCK!” - Tripp

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*showing Jon my new swimsuit* “are those flowers?” - @throemudd “no, they are seashells.” - me “they look like onions.” - @throemudd

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Me to the kids, “I wouldn’t be a mommy without you guys”. *Jon chimes in from the other room… “or me!” #HappyMothersDay

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“I’m gonna poop on your face and cut your hair with big scissors.” - Tripp

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Every mom to their child at the park, “do not take your shoes off!” Me to my child as he launches his crocs off the top of the playground, “BOMBS AWAY!”

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“I’m a cotton candy man.” - Cash

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Ed Sheeran’s The A Team comes on… “man, this song’s a slumper!” - Jon

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Casino hates to see me coming.

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Ya girl is unbelievably good at claw machines.

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Put me in the same room as some McDonalds french fries and I become absolutely feral.

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@DaneCook LOL you could’ve never pulled off a B&E in these. And of course I mean bacon & eggs.