Michael L

I have no bio, just a jack of all trades, and a master of none, professional road hog, father of 4 and married.

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@cypresshill @ChatGPT @thsottiaux @sama Hey yo, I need to get one more if these hoodies. Where can I find one more? My wife wants one now!

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@MsMorriganHel Hey, someone on Tik tok is pretending to be you and wants to be paid with an apple card. I knew it wasn't you, so I just strung them along and wasted their time 🤣

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@Wendy1u17 E-reader by the register and the flat screen TV and the bottle of TAB in the cooler.

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@Emijolievamp Easy

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@Elon7311ct Bring yall in for a beer

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@joeroganhq

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@Twins Win or lose, the @twins have some new fans. My wife, daughter, and I have fun at the games. We just started attending games this year.

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@ZacksJerryRig @Tesla I thought you were a smart person. I'm starting to wonder if your videos are scripted and edited to appear that way. I can't believe you've fallen for this. Hook line and sinker. I'm not a fan of @Tesla cars, but I should buy 4 to offset your stupidity. Dumb fuck twat

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@elonmusk Im getting messages at 2am! I'd be pissed if I was sleeping 🤣

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@TeamTrump Hilarious 😂.

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@TheFigen_ The name that comes to mind is The Wraith.

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@SethMacFarlane I know what will solve everything, an asteroid the size of the moon. A good ol' planet destroyer, hitting earth dead center.

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@JeremyClarkson Just watched the entire season. The council is ridiculous. My wife and I can't wait for season 3. No more potato slicing injuries... please.

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@MrBeast Don't run for president. It will ruin who you are.

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@Cary_Elwes One of the top films in my collection. My wife refuses to watch it, among many others. I'm slowly breaking down that wall though.

[Michael L @LoranoMichael]

@elonmusk I like my volume on 12, thanks. Also...I don't have a Tesla, or live in Texas. Both of which may change in the near future!