Lora Plattner

Setting the bar higher every day

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@drewsclues Maybe I’m a hopeless optimist, but I interpret it as they are “uninformed” rather than “incompetent.” Bottom line, the world needs burgeoning editors to hold the line, for the sake of my sanity 😂

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I have come to terms with the slow death of the Oxford comma. Now, based on the literature I have been reading, I am now bracing myself for the death of “than.”

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Day 3 of no air conditioning. The baby is getting restless. I fear that the chilled watermelon will not survive the next few hours.

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Rewatching Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy tells Arthur Weasley, “See you at work.” I want to see more of this. With “the Office” meets “Harry Potter” vibes. #HarryPotter

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At what height does a disc become a cylinder? 🤔 This inquiring mind wants to know

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What if Prince Charming had prosopagnosia (face blindness), and that was why he made all those women try on the glass slipper

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I’m at that stage of tired when I start raising my eyebrows to keep my eyelids open.

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I classify “mild disappointment” as being equivalent to eating the last piece of fruit in a fruit cup and it being sour.

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@andreakalas1 I'm sure you're very busy, but I'm trying to find a short film by Grantland Rice from the 1940's...any suggestions as to how to do this would be greatly appreciated. It has sentimental value because my grandfather (94) trained the young gymnasts in the short.

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I'm watching Top Gear and knitting...I realize how strange that sounds 😂 #crochet #TopGear #GrandTour

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@demers_matthew 😆🤙

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"Runaways" is almost done and I'm like, "RUN AWAY ALREADY!" Srsly. In the comic they ran away in literally the second comic. #marvel #runaways @Marvel @hulu

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Walking around Kauai a local stared at me and asked, "are you a local? You seem like one". I said "no, what is it that made you think that?"
"You seem so relaxed and comfortable" 😂#kauai #vacation

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When you're in Hawaii and "Havana" comes on 🤣 good job @pandoramusic #moodmusic

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@Tommypeeps331 Happy New Year! I hope so too. We'll see ;)

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Sitting under the Hawaiian sky, waiting for the sky to rain a brilliant fire #fireworks #happynewyear #hawaii #vacation

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My friends looked at me like I was crazy when I told them I used @Kik to chat and share patterns for amigurumi projects #crochet #amigurumi #crafts

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@dehydrogenation I dunno, I'm surrounded by a half-ring of fire and the ground is shaking lol