Lorcan

butcher my name for a laugh

[Chris Gethard @ChrisGethard]

Mantzoukas on @taskmaster will either lead to a golden age of cross-continental comedy or reignite tensions between the UK + America unseen since the 1800s. There is no middle ground. I've dealt with this man + his chaos many times. This will be brilliant but might not end well.

[The Troys Are Back In Town @pdlmma]

my favorite version of this is when doctors scanned Alex Honnold's brain and found the part that triggers a fear response simply did not work.

[gab | IASIP s18 spoilers @f1ghtmi1k]

tb to when Macaulay Culkin had to make a post stating that he wasn’t Rickety Cricket

[ianVisits @ianvisits]

Campaign for Gromit to build HS2.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Bonus radio moment: When Tony Blackburn did this hell of a radio link on Radio 2

[David KC @DavidMuttering]

She sells Shell shares, screws the seashore?

[Lewis’ Chemist @ChemistLewis]

We are looking for a new member of staff at Lewis’ Chemist in Bargoed. It is an ideal opportunity for someone who is about to leave school with ambitions to seek professional development. Pls drop any cv’s into the pharmacy. Please will you retweet to max the reach of this tweet

[Mark Griffiths @mark88356058]

We are urgently looking for a newly qualified pharmacist to join our company. We have a structured 2 year position starting in September which if completed will result in the successful candidate being an IP. If interested please DM for more details.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

RUN AWAY! 🐰🐇🩸#happyeaster

[Krishnan Guru-Murthy @krishgm]

This from @telegraph WhatsApp leak might be why Rishi Sunak thinks everyone should study maths until 18. Maybe it suggests politicians should be sent to maths lessons before being allowed to make decisions.

[Lorcan @lorcan_breheny]

@alwayssunny @RMcElhenney

[LADbible News @LADbibleUKNews]

🔔 | Horrifying truth about people's intestines being sucked down pool drain after getting bum stuck https://t.co/HKatAgCvGT

[Lorcan @lorcan_breheny]

@mark88356058 Hi Mark, please send me a message, very interested

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

'Am I to believe a shit was found in the family toilet, yet both daughters deny involvement? And Cher Lloyd is a person of interest? Heavens, this is a truly curious case.'

[Tom @thomasduke98]

A great big happy birthday to Hot Fuzz and Simon Pegg! 🦢🚓

[Lorcan @lorcan_breheny]

@meghopkin456 @thomasthesquare Can never escape this apparently... but don't know if I want to

[Tyler 🍉 @fagfetchd]

Mollie Mae has the same 24 hours as everyone else and still didn’t have time to season this food

[Lorcan @lorcan_breheny]

@williams_lewys Maybe a hint of approval

[Lorcan @lorcan_breheny]

@williams_lewys

[Lorcan @lorcan_breheny]

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

Well this is a fucking accident waiting to happen