omondi

Reality sucks lets dream🔰

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Some ancient Chinese wisdom

[Dominic WALUBENGO @waluwande]

It is possible that the first wife pushed him into looking for another woman. Who knows?

[omondi @lord_babu]

Thank you God for everything 🙏.

[Oluwatobiloba Samuel @tobbykeyz]

There’s a strange stage in your career where you're grateful to have a job…
But you're also very aware that you can't stay there forever.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

If an employee goes without a salary, they cannot reasonably be expected to keep reporting to work, the Employment and Labour Relations Court has ruled.

The court warned employers against withholding workers’ pay while still expecting them to report for duty.

[omondi @lord_babu]

@_fels1 HD livestream not showing any more. Which app are you using for streaming?

[omondi @lord_babu]

👏

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

First time in almost 10 years we’ll be starting an FPL campaign without him 🥺

A moment of appreciation for the third-highest FPL points scorer of all time, Mohamed Salah 🇪🇬👑

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Well done, it's called being an ADULT

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

They said Ndidi Nyoro was over allocating himself budget for development when he was chair of the budget committee, since you replaced him Mhesh, kindly mention 2 KM of road you've done.

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Tomorrow will mark 4 years since this government was elected, it's been downhill since then, broken health sector, broken education system, extra judicial killings, abductions, but at least they had a koito 🙏

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

Bwana DCI, I have seen you have called a press conference to cover up the police killers of Dr Victoria Nthunya Mutiso and then fix some boda boda riders.

I have the names of the three police killers from Murkomen’s community whom you have been instructed to cover up.

We shall release the details after your presser if you attempt a cover up.

You must name the inspector from Kikuyu Police Station, the constable from the same police station and the other constable from Karinde police post.

Good officers have given me all the details and your days of covering up killings by police officers must come to an end.

Also, bwana DCI, allow the Nairobi sierra killer squad you have transferred out of Nairobi to attend the presser. They want to tell Kenyans and name the persns who have been instructing them and how they are now being victimized.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

We have literally become a KES 1000/day usage economy 🥲🥲🥲

[Eric @amerix]

"Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today."

Jordan Peterson, 12 Rules for Life.

The man across the office is running a different road from a different starting line.

Race the man you were yesterday. He is the only honest opponent you will ever get.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

You'll find a guy with a huge insurance on his car but he drinks, smokes, eats junk, doesn't exercise. So you value a cars status more than your own health status.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I thought I was done when the season ended. I wasn't ready to announce it, and I knew I needed some time to really decide, but I was pretty sure I played my last game. I was honest at that last press conference when I said I needed to look at myself and deicide if I still love

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

If you have a problem, then it means it can be solved. If it cannot be solved, then it is not a problem. It is a reality to be accepted.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

The fact that uyo mwanaume anaweza get other women bila pesa when other men must pay rent and send girlfriend allowance shows how top of the game he is at and you should be proud instead.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Aston Villa reach agreement with Middlesbrough to sign Morgan Rogers. £8m + £7m add-ons. 25% sell-on to Man City. 21yo attacking midfielder to travel today & take medical tomorrow. 5.5yr deal (2029) @TheAthleticFC after @FabrizioRomano #AVFC #Boro #MCFC https://t.co/D4HIHwSe2p

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

The threat of homelessness and hunger can be quite coercive