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[jizzman @lordbear666]

crave balsamic

[Jon Reed @Jon__Reed]

Just left the odyssey. It was pretty good….. but kind of felt like a rip off of O Brother, Where Art Thou??????

[jizzman @lordbear666]

Every day I forget to buy a lottery ticket is a day that I don’t win the lottery

[jizzman @lordbear666]

Screamed like a girl

[Anaheim Ducks @AnaheimDucks]

Five more years of LEO!
https://t.co/3uscSK2GmJ

[jizzman @lordbear666]

Bad day for having no one to talk to about hockey

[jizzman @lordbear666]

@luffygalaxy79 @weareangelcity @CarMax I ended up just buying parking this morning bc I mean I still haven’t gotten the email lol

[jizzman @lordbear666]

It was my effort and my effort alone that brought back black beans to @ElPolloLoco btw

[jizzman @lordbear666]

@weareangelcity what in the world

[jizzman @lordbear666]

I would’ve scored both those goals for Ecuador btw

[jizzman @lordbear666]

Would love to eat one of those strawberries that had all its little seeds all removed

[Patches @SCpatches]

I want to know what any Europeans visiting LA for the World Cup think of Original Tommy’s

[jizzman @lordbear666]

Petition to make all schools year-round

[jizzman @lordbear666]

Ppl don’t use https://t.co/e27rbsj327 like they used to

[jizzman @lordbear666]

Staying awake hoping I don’t hear it go boom but if it does I am awake 🫪

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

#BREAKING Evacuation orders remain in effect for thousands of Garden Grove residents Friday due to a toxic chemical leaking from a large storage tank at an aerospace facility.

Officials said there are two options left remaining, "One, the tank fails and spills a total of about six-to-seven thousand gallons of very bad chemicals into the parking lot in that area -- or two, the tank goes into a thermal runaway and blows up."

https://t.co/CbjYBdwpDh

[jizzman @lordbear666]

Can someone please tell me how to make my sober dreams stop? It’s getting to the point I’m afraid to sleep 🫩

[jizzman @lordbear666]

Intern just left me here to fend for myself

[jizzman @lordbear666]

So that was bad

[jizzman @lordbear666]

Going on Friday 🥲🫪

[jizzman @lordbear666]

Going on Friday 🥲🫪