b

amateur hotel keycard collector

[b @lordbreet]

had someone tell me to shove my policy up my ass so ya being an insurance agent is pretty sick!

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

They did Bryson dirty

[b @lordbreet]

to the chick who walks for 2 hrs on the stairclimber at my gym-

while it’s cool u can do that, can u wipe down the machine after - u stink.

[b @lordbreet]

@MrBeast 98,783

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

I love cats

[Stormy @StormyCanes]

Welcome to hell you muppet reject

[JVV @VeniVidi_Veenis]

@NHLFlyers @NHLFlyers

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

THREE BIRD. 🦅🇺🇸

#WinterParalympics

[b @lordbreet]

asked our waitress at a seafood place where they get their fish and she just said “they’re grass fed” and i think that’s the last time i have seafood in Tennessee.

[b @lordbreet]

golf is the only sport you can suck so bad at and still never want to quit playing.

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Do you believe in magic?

Nah.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

GOAL NO. 895 FOR ALEX OVECHKIN 🚨👑

[b @lordbreet]

@stonerspreads @GamblyBot FD

[b @lordbreet]

never understood the bond between ppl and their animals and then we got a cat and I’d probably slit a thousand throats if someone tried to hurt him

[itsjustmepape⛧ @idkpape]

@luvvpilled @MaxCryptoDog @Slatzism the WHAT 💀💀💀💀

[b @lordbreet]

https://t.co/lz2ijxXWYn

[Biff @EkxBiff]

@lordbreet Dude yes!!! Lets start tweting again! This is the content we need!!

[b @lordbreet]

really feel like they need to teach in high school how to plan for a tattoo early on because I’m royally fucked with the first few i got.

[b @lordbreet]

started wanting to break my own fingers again while playing video games.

we’re so back

[ESPN @espn]

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick, sources tell @ShamsCharania. Three-team deal that includes Utah.

[NBA G League @nbagleague]

A career-high night for Bronny James! The @Lakers draftee made his road debut, scoring a game-high 30 points on 57% shooting. Bronny, coming off a previous career-high of 16 points, is now averaging 14 PPG, 3.5 RPG, and 2.5 APG. 👏🙌

[b @lordbreet]

only downside of my generation is that we just need to accept that we’ll never own an affordable home lol