Lord Commish

High Stakes FF Commissioner & DFS player who moonlights as a lawyer with degrees in neurobiology, statistics, and public health.

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@imhotep604 @SamLenSports “Hyperboly” lmao

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@DisrespectedThe He’s paying the wrong people lol guys an idiot

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@TheBillionaireU This just isn’t true lol. Ai shit made by morons

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This is the ai bubble in a nutshell

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A decline in car break-ins across Oakland is being welcomed as a public safety win, but it is also contributing to a downturn for some local auto glass repair businesses. https://t.co/14r7UeCpS1

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@TheTNHoller this piece of shit can go. Everyone else is cool.

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@TheGreatBambe2 @burgermanders American culture is one that respects/demands success. It's toxic (look at our mental health crisis lol it's there for a reason) .... but it produces results?

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@hopes_revenge 2008 was a fucking wild time; no one could fil their addy scripts cause of some never ending supply shortage , but also urgent care clinics were pushing perc 30s like advil and baby blues existed for some reason

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@JGrayJets He just got put in a hospital and on IR if that’s in a game, goodness gracious

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@Kurrco The pac 10 doesn’t exist anymore

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@BroadwayHatsNYR They’re like 12 dollars ahead of their ipo 6 years ago mid 2020 pandemic That’s not growth. Anyone that didn’t sell at 70 in 2021 is the mark

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@RakeshSFNYC @bryce While most lawyers typically use both platforms, Westlaw is geared more towards corporate and transnational attorneys. Lexis is utilized by litigation lawyers due to its better analysis and organization of litigation specific questions issues which helps in novel issue cases

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@RakeshSFNYC @bryce Westlaw the System of record? You’re talking nonsense.

Westlaw is user friendly w/ intuitive interface, natural language search,& easy keycite system.
Lexis has more comprehensive(~20% more fed case law ),superior litigation analysis,& the comprehensive Shepard’s system.

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@MeghanChayka @BuffaloSabres @NHLBruins @NHL @HockeyAnalytics Where’s the bathwater link? Don’t see it in bio

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@KILLTOPARTY Im walking my dog alone on the street right now doom scrolling and happened upon this read. Im very well read, yet I don’t believe I’ve ever related to something on such an existential and profoundly personal level as I have this. Growth is to find meaning in life’s nothingness

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@ErikTSexton Good gun laws to describe Vegas is wild

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@cryptofergani Stock trading during the global pandemic