Cryptopher

Growth Hacker.

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@southevropa I just don’t get how they can be upset with others, most likely strangers, for being unable to keep up with the delusions they feel the need to constantly broadcast.

It’s like a schizophrenic demanding u listen to the voices in their head.

These ppl are mentally ill & entitled

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@GLxxxvi @HoopMixOnly @grok The only thing special is that these idiot clipper accounts are paid to promote these basic nobodies.

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@DaBurnerx2 @FreeAgen_ @FearedBuck He might be top simp

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@RepNancyMace Or the battle of Thermopylae.
Persians are easily defeated, even when they outnumber 100:1

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@browt1971 @White_Ghost187 It’s not even constructive criticism, it’s common courtesy.

> “hi can u please stop clocking in from ur phone, 2 hours before u even arrive to work?”
> “screw you bitch I’m on lunch break”
> “Ur lunch ended 2 min ago. Please stop stealing from company”
> I’m on lunch & will SUE

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@FreeAgen_ @FearedBuck Her managers have been hiring these retards to boost her content since she started blowing up years ago. They didn’t even post clips back then, they’d post a gif of her sitting down and say “Sophie rain everyone 🍑🥵” and all the other clip fags would make identical posts.

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@CaptKylePatriot Terrible “acting”
These guys should be ashamed writing this awful script. “Yeah my daughters in the uhhh ummm what’s it called?The hospital, yeah. But here’s my last $20!”
“Oh man thanks stranger! 😉 Here take this weird shoe w totally real money”
“Right on stranger! #empathy”
🤮

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@Illyrian2000_ @SvetiLuka986 @kos_data Bros using albanianGPT for his lies now lol

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@IranMilitary__ Yeah your proxies did

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@DailyTurkic Rhodes & Dodecanese are Greek. Why do you keep coloring & styling them as Turkish territory? This is not only inaccurate, it’s a provocation.

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@jokersposts @NickJFuentes @DineshDSouza Yes, because he’s a Christian that believes in America first. That’s what he mostly talks about when he’s not Jew sperging. So why are you telling him to pick a side in a foreign war between Muslims and Jews?

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@jokersposts @wheresurhusband @NickJFuentes @DineshDSouza Israel’s linked to the migrant crisis as well though, by supporting NGOs that help transfer Muslim migrants into Greece and other EU nations, causing destabilization and demographic shifts.

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@JanisSaxon2 @NickJFuentes He’s a Christian that strongly believes in America first. Why should he be displaced into Muslim Gaza?

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@COLINREESE @notPBD > “Excuse me, do you have the time?”
> Oi vey! How anti-Semitic of you to ask me this question during Shabbat “
> hissing noises

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@Illyrian2000_ @SvetiLuka986 @kos_data Why do Albanians make up so many lies?

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@shellshockkk Delusional levels of cope.

I’ve never seen a white girl wear wig/weave to make her hair look like springy Afro. Or get a rhinoplasty to make their nose wide and flat. Or use cocoa butter for their “ashy” skin.

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@Mappy6984 The host is an insufferable, fat slob, & also an idiot who throws on glasses and larps as finance guru.
He doesn’t provide any useful insight, he just flamboyantly overdramatizes everything for clips.

> “u have HOW much debt? 😱”
> “Oh Muh Gawd!”
> ur so bad w $!
> call ur dad

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@Benathon @josh_uglyasf The whole theme of these skits is to try & get them on a 2nd date that the hosts offer to pay for.
She wants to go on a 2nd date, and he doesn’t. So why would he call in? He thinks she’s immature & stupid, which she validated by calling into the show.

It’s prob all fake tho 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Cryptopher @LordCryptopher]

@SimplyMoviess @NoContextHumans @grok Do you guys have to ask Grok how to wipe ur ass and brush your teeth?