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Moist, fluffy and preferably silly with a nuance of irritability. Intolerant of bad people.

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Nigel farage laying flowers in Haytor yesterday.

See how he gives the assembled press pack the nod that says he's about to begin his performace.

aaaand action...

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@jim_nauseum2 @Misexpen @LevellingDown Bonus flatulence, excellent!

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@SethAbramson If he hadn't, none of England's non-white players would havw been allowed into the US.

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@CarterCollectab @SamCKx The Recyclons are his enemy

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@Nigel_Farage Just because you can be bought, does not mean you can buy an election

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@RaheemKassam @SimonHarrisMBD Appreciate Raheem that you need to explain to your supporters that it is a man with a bin on his head, and not an alien, because they have the smoothest of brains.

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@anon_opin Don't expect them if ordering through Just Eat, Uber etc, but if I phone up and pay so they don't have to pay any commissions, I damn well expect them.

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@MarinaPurkiss She was almost hysterical on Newsnight last night, but when she was asked if there was any more sleaze that we don't yet know about, she was silent for a long time until she unconvincingly said 'no'.
Keep up the pressure, they are cracking. Looking forward to the arrests.

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@gothburz Lived this every quarter at HP for 3 years after the Autonomy fraud, until my badge no longer beeped, just like 50k others. 9 years later the guy who caused it ended up at the bottom of the Med. Felt nothing.

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@RonDeSantis If it wasn't for the French you'd still be speaking English. Twat.

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@BenInRushcliffe @asda Morrisons rarely have subs these days as it all comes from a central depot, but they have an annoying tendency to turn up early.

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@DanNeidle How about a payment on account system for corporation tax, like HMRC do for the self employed, and/or increase the frequency that it needs to be assessed and paid?

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@RusGarbageHuman @RupertLowe10 Nobody pays into their state pension 'pot'. Our taxes pay the current state pensioners, future tax payers will pay your pension. We have an ageing population, so we need more tax payers, including properly taxing the hugely wealthy dodgers, like the ones leading reform & restore.

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@david_hollas @TobiasByfield @TeresaWarn1 The problem with a successful recall petition is that the offending MP is free to stand in the seat again.

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@TiceRichard If everyone paid their taxes this wouldn't be an issue

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@RichSoulLife @solarradio You have to make it a difficult choice as always! But it has to be number 2.

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@Nigel_Farage @AndyBurnhamGM Start by paying tax on that 5 million then, and getting Tice to pay up the 600k he dodged, that will go towards putting Brits first.

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@johnredwood The joy of water privatisation.

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@MPIainDS And 3 to 4 million of those leave voters are now compost.

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@alexinsley @joshsimonsmp @SandyofSuffolk @LeeHurstComic @LondonReformist @ReformDaily_ Most regorm MP's are failed Tories, elected as such before defecting. What about their betrayal?