Evan Cohen

when I’m not twittering I’m probably doing math. just kidding.

[Evan Cohen @lordevancohen]

Candle rhymes with orange

[Evan Cohen @lordevancohen]

@Jacob_PLewis I wish I voted kangaroo

[Evan Cohen @lordevancohen]

@Jacob_PLewis Jacob Smelling Candle

[Evan Cohen @lordevancohen]

@dr_poche Im going to beat you this weeek

[Alejandro Irizarry @Alejandro_Iriz]

@KingJames I'd actually just go with a really nice office chair. Designed to be sat in for hours

[Mr. Bob Odenkirk @mrbobodenkirk]

Jeff tweedy live at largo NOW @stuffinourhouse

[Evan Cohen @lordevancohen]

@elonmusk My mom @Nancyhope17 says I am a fool, so you should hire me.

[Etna @etnazeneli]

Guys… I might move to Toronto in June 🫢

[Evan Cohen @lordevancohen]

Hi all havent tweeted in a while so here it goes. I think that I am really cool please like and retweet if you agree. Comment if you dont . I have such good grammar.

[MLB @MLB]

Enjoy the Sho.

The reigning AL MVP makes his #OpeningDay start. RT for a chance to win a Shohei Ohtani autographed baseball!

[Evan Cohen @lordevancohen]

@_musclePrincess When are you gonna come hangout with us again

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

sometimes i forget what an incredible band @Wilco is… and then one of their songs comes through on a shuffle… and 💥

[Evan Cohen @lordevancohen]

@NoahJanowski_ Thanks

[Evan Cohen @lordevancohen]

I’m a bad ax? #axthrowing #britney #JakeGyllenhaal #Trending #twitter #milkshake #wheatthins #wheat #thins also I like penguins.

[Evan Cohen @lordevancohen]

@egold400 Jeff Tweedy

[Evan Cohen @lordevancohen]

@laurencamppbell Stop gaslighting we all know you did that and are blaming me

[WILCO @Wilco]

Be a goldfish.

[Evan Cohen @lordevancohen]

@siegmeli How’d you get my garage code

[Evan Cohen @lordevancohen]

@siegmeli Who wants to be on my IM team?

[Cut4 @Cut4]

baseball is life!