Elliott Gold

AU Class Of 22! Never skip CLEG day!

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@lordevancohen Liked this tweet.

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I’m a Froot Loop in a world full of Cheerios

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Congrats to Jacob on graduating! So proud of my bestie #2021AUgrad

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Tweety McTweetface

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Kugel

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This is my 99th tweet! What should my 100th be?

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Petition to start an Olympic event in being funny. I’ll get silver! #modesty

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Do birds just eat worms all day? I’m jealous.

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@siegmeli @elliot_lewi_s Nah it’s gotta be Mahi-mahi

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Is your refrigerator running?? Well you better go ketchup!!

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Oh wow! What a rush!

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What do you think of liking your own tweets? I’m going to test it out on this one!

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If you are what you eat does that make me a piece of broccoli? #bigbroc

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Yes I do sleep in jeans from time to time but I draw the line at sleeping with wet hair

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I’d like to thank Yoo-hoo Chocolate Drink simply for existing.

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How come Katy Perry never asked if I felt like a paper bag? #environment

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and think to yourself: “I would love a nice glass of milk right now!”...me neither.

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If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called? Wrong answers only.

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Drank a lot of smart water and ate a bunch of smarties! Can’t wait to ace my next exam!

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@realevancohen And Jelly